So, you wanna be a Walmart+ VIP, huh? Buckle up, buttercup, because I'm about to show you the ropes (or should I say, the shopping carts?) of joining the exclusive club.
Step 1: Embrace the Digital Life (or at least pretend to)
First things first, you'll need a Walmart.com account. Don't worry, it's easier than wrangling a toddler in the cereal aisle. Just head over to their website and whip up an account in no time. Think of it like your passport to savings (and maybe a few impulse buys, but we won't judge).
Step 2: Choose Your Wallet Warrior Status
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Now, here comes the exciting part: picking your membership plan. Do you like to ball on a budget? Then the monthly membership at $12.95 might be your jam. But if you're a commitment kind of shopper (or just really bad at remembering to cancel things), the annual membership for $98 could be your best bet.
Pro Tip: They offer a free 30-day trial, so you can test drive the membership and see if it tickles your pickle (metaphorically speaking, of course).
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Step 3: Don your Coronation Robe (Okay, maybe just open the app)
Once you've chosen your plan (and maybe celebrated with a victory dance), you can officially download the Walmart app. This bad boy is your key to the kingdom of exclusive member benefits.
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Step 4: Unleash the Power of Plus!
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Now, the fun begins! You've unlocked a treasure trove of benefits, including:
- Free delivery from your local store: Say goodbye to lugging those heavy bags of kitty litter (unless, of course, you enjoy the workout).
- Free shipping with no order minimum: Because who needs self-control when you have super-fast shipping?
- Member savings on gas: Fill up your tank and feel like a high roller (at least until your next grocery run).
- Exclusive member discounts: Secret handshakes not included, but you will get special deals and savings.
Bonus Round: Channel your inner Superhero (with a discount)
If you're a government assistance recipient like SNAP, WIC, or Medicaid, you can snag a discounted Walmart+ Assist membership for just $6.47 per month or $49 per year. That's a pretty sweet deal, if you ask me (and by "me," I mean the all-knowing voice in your head that loves saving money).
So there you have it, folks! You're now officially a Walmart+ VIP. Go forth and conquer the aisles, and remember, with great shopping power comes great responsibility (to use those reusable bags, of course).
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