You Fancy Huh? How to Make Walmart-Level Sugar Cookies at Home (Without Leaving Your Couch)
Let's face it, those bakery sugar cookies at Walmart are like little pillows of sugary heaven. But who wants to deal with the checkout lines and questionable fashion choices of your fellow shoppers? Not you, my friend. Not today.
Fear not, fellow cookie connoisseur! Today, we embark on a delightful journey – baking those magical treats from the comfort of your own kitchen. Get ready to impress your friends (or yourself, no judgement) with your newfound domestic prowess.
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| How To Make Walmart Sugar Cookies |
Step 1: Assemble Your Cookie Crew (a.k.a Ingredients)
Here's what you'll need to wrangle up for this sugary adventure:
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- The Butter Brigade: 1 cup (that's two sticks for those who are mathematically challenged like myself) of softened butter. Because, let's be honest, everything is better with butter.
- The Sugar Shakedown: 1 cup of granulated sugar, for that perfect balance of sweetness and texture.
- The Egg Gang: 1 large egg, ready to crack into action and bind everything together.
- The Floury Five: 3 cups of all-purpose flour. Bold for a reason – don't skimp here or your cookies will resemble pancakes more than pillows of deliciousness.
- The Leavening Lifters: 1 teaspoon of baking powder and ½ teaspoon of baking soda, to give your cookies that beautiful rise.
- The Flavor Force: 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract, because vanilla makes everything better, cookies included. This is non-negotiable.
- A Pinch of Perfection (Optional): Salt, for a well-rounded flavor profile. Trust me, a pinch goes a long way.
Pro Tip: Don't be afraid to get a little messy! Baking is all about having fun and unleashing your inner cookie monster.
Step 2: The Great Butter Creaming
In a large bowl, cream together your softened butter and sugar until it becomes light and fluffy. Imagine you're trying to create a cloud spread – that's the kind of texture we're aiming for. This step is crucial, so grab your mixer and get creamin' – it's like a mini upper body workout!
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Step 3: The Eggstra Special Guest Star
Add your egg and vanilla extract to the party and give it a good mix until everything is incorporated. You want a smooth, cohesive batter – no rogue chunks of butter or streaks of vanilla allowed.
Step 4: The Flour Power Play
In a separate bowl, whisk together your flour, baking powder, baking soda, and that optional pinch of salt. We don't want any salty surprises here. Slowly add this dry mixture to your wet ingredients, mixing until just combined. Resist the urge to overmix! Overmixing leads to tough cookies, and nobody wants that.
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Step 5: The Chilling Chamber (Optional, But Highly Recommended)
This step is where the magic happens (or should I say chilling happens?). Wrap your dough in plastic wrap and pop it in the fridge for at least 30 minutes. This will allow the dough to firm up and prevent your cookies from spreading out too thin while baking. Think of it as giving your cookies some much-needed self-care time in the fridge spa.
Step 6: The Cookie Cuttin' Capers
Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C) and prepare your baking sheet with parchment paper. Now comes the fun part – cutting out your cookies! Grab your favorite cookie cutters and get creative. Animal shapes, stars, hearts – the possibilities are endless!
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Warning: This is where things can get a little crazy. You might unleash your inner child and start making all sorts of weird and wonderful cookie shapes. Embrace the silliness – after all, these cookies are for you (and maybe your friends, if you're feeling generous).
Step 7: The Baking Bonanza
Place your cookie cutouts on your baking sheet, leaving a little space between them for spreading. Bake for 8-10 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown. Keep an eye on them – you don't want to accidentally cremate your cookie creations!
Step 8: The Frosting Fiesta (Optional, But Why Would You Be?)
While your cookies are cooling, whip up your favorite frosting recipe or grab a store-bought tub (we won't judge). Once your cookies are completely cool, frost away and create little masterpieces. Sprinkles are always a welcome addition, because who doesn't love a bit of extra sparkle
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