So You Wanna Be a Monopoly Mogul? How to Mortgage Like a Master (Without Ending Up in Cardboard Cardboard City)
Ah, Monopoly. The game that turns families into rivals and friendships into fierce competitions for that coveted Park Place. But what happens when your ruthless pursuit of real estate dominance leaves you a little, well, cash-poor? Fear not, my friend, for this guide will unveil the secrets of mortgaging like a true tycoon.
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When the Rent Comes Due (and You Have No Benjamins)
Let's face it, nobody enjoys landing on Boardwalk after a reckless spending spree on hotels. That's where mortgaging comes in, the financial Hail Mary of the Monopoly world. It's basically like saying to the bank, "Hey, hold onto this property for a sec. I promise I'll get you back... eventually." Just remember, with great mortgaging power comes great responsibility!
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The Fine Art of the Flipped Deed (and Selling Your Soul... Maybe)
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- Not so Fast, Mr. (or Ms.) Monopolista! Before you go all Willy Wonka on that shoe, there's a catch. If your property boasts any houses or hotels (those rent-generating cash cows), you gotta sell them back to the bank at half price Ouch. But hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
- Flipping the Script (Literally): Turn that precious property deed face down. This is the universal sign in Monopoly-land that you've mortgaged the place. Congratulations, you've just secured a loan for the amount printed on the back of the deed (usually a decent chunk of change).
Important Side Note: While you can't collect rent on a mortgaged property, you can still collect rent on any un-mortgaged properties in the same color group. So, that dream of owning all the oranges might not be completely out of reach... yet.
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Un-Mortgaging: Redemption or Ruination?
So you've gotten your hands on some quick cash, but that sweet, sweet property is still stuck in mortgage purgatory. Fear not! You have two options, each with its own brand of risk and reward:
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- The Straight Shooter: Pay the bank the original mortgage amount PLUS 10% interest. Ouch again. But hey, at least you get your property back and can start raking in that rent again.
- The Gambler's Gambit: You can actually sell the mortgaged property to another player at any agreed-upon price. This can be a great way to squeeze some extra cash out of a desperate opponent, but be warned: The new owner can then choose to immediately un-mortgage the property (and keep all that sweet rent for themselves!), adding insult to injury.
Remember: There's a reason why Monopoly can get brutal. Mortgaging is a powerful tool, but use it wisely. After all, no one wants to end up begging for spare change on the streets of Monopolyville.
So there you have it, folks! With this knowledge, you're well on your way to becoming a true Monopoly master, a sultan of soot-stained streets and rickety row houses. Now go forth and dominate the game (but maybe try not to lose all your friends in the process).
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