So You Want Wheels in Los Santos? A Not-So-Serious Guide to Acquiring Cars in GTA 5
Ah, Los Santos. The land of opportunity, questionable fashion choices, and a never-ending need for a speedy getaway car. You, my friend, have probably just realized your beat-up Glendale isn't cutting it anymore. Fear not, aspiring car connoisseur (or getaway driver extraordinaire), for this guide will equip you with the knowledge to navigate the treacherous waters of the Los Santos car market (emphasis on treacherous, because lets be real, some of these prices are criminal).
Step 1: You Gotta Have a Place to Park It (Unless You Like REALLY Cozy Cars)
Before you go on a spending spree that would make Lester faint, you're gonna need a garage. Sure, you could just shove your new ride next to your apartment building and hope nobody swipes it, but let's face it, that's an invitation for a sticky bomb surprise.
Tip: Reading carefully reduces re-reading.
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Where to find a Garage:
- Apartments: Many fancy (or not-so-fancy) apartments come with a built-in garage. Just be sure it fits more than a rusty Schwartzer (we've all been there).
- Houses: Most houses come with garages, some even have multiple! Perfect for the discerning car collector who needs space for both their everyday Adder and their apocalypse-ready Rhino tank.
Step 2: The Glamourous World of Online Shopping (From Your Phone. In Your Underwear. We Won't Judge)
Los Santos may be obsessed with appearances, but thankfully, buying a car doesn't require you to put on pants (unless that's your thing, no judgement). Nope, you can browse a whole lotta cars from the comfort of your bed (or bathtub, we still don't judge) using the magic of the Eyefind internet on your phone.
QuickTip: Use CTRL + F to search for keywords quickly.
Here are your favorite (and not-so-favorite) online car dealerships:
- Legendary Motorsport: For when you absolutely, positively need a car that screams "I have more money than sense" (but come on, that Bugatti Divo though).
- Southern San Andreas Super Autos: A solid selection of cars for the everyday millionaire (or the player who's been grinding hard).
- Warstock Cache & Carry: Looking for a car that comes with a complimentary tank cannon? This is your place. Just, uh, try not to use it in the downtown traffic.
- Benny's Original Motor Works: More into customizing rides than buying brand new? Benny's is your spot. Although, getting Benny to actually work on your car might take longer than you'd like.
Step 3: Don't Be That Guy (Who Buys a Neon Pink Z-Type and Regrets Every Decision)
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Take a moment to ponder your automotive desires. Are you a speed demon who needs a car that handles like a dream (and looks good doing it)? Or maybe you're a practical soul who just needs a reliable car to get groceries (because who wants to steal a shopping cart every time?). Think about what you'll be using the car for before you drop all your GTA cash on a car that's more show than go (or vice-versa).
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Pro Tip: Don't be afraid to steal... er, borrow a car and take it for a spin before you commit. Just, you know, be prepared to deal with the consequences if the owner isn't too thrilled about the joyride.
Step 4: Deliver It or Ditch It?
Tip: A slow skim is better than a rushed read.
Once you've found your perfect match, you get to decide where you want your new car delivered. Home sweet garage? Sure! Random street corner across town because you like a little mystery? Absolutely your prerogative (although that might make getting to it a bit of an adventure).
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a (hopefully) sweet ride!
Now get out there and explore Los Santos in style (or, you know, cause some mayhem. It's your car, your choice). Remember, drive responsibly (unless you're being chased by the cops, then all bets are off).
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