So You Wanna Be a Fancy-Pants Walmart+ Member, Huh? (But You Work at Walmart...*)
Ah, the allure of free shipping, speedy delivery, and, let's be honest, the bragging rights of saying, "Oh yeah, I get early access to deals because I'm basically Walmart royalty." As a fellow Walmart associate, I feel you. But fear not, because I'm here to guide you through the wondrous (and slightly confusing) process of snagging a Walmart+ membership like the savvy shopper you are.
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| How To Set Up Walmart Plus As An Employee |
Step 1: Grab Your Work Computer (Unless You Like Questionable Looks)
Now, this might seem obvious, but resist the urge to whip out your phone in the break room and start signing up. There are designated work computers for a reason, and using your personal device might raise some eyebrows (and potentially lead to a stern talking to from your friendly neighborhood manager). So, head to the designated computer and let the magic begin!
Step 2: The Quest for the Enrollment Link (May the Google Gods Be With You)
Alright, so here's where things get slightly adventurous. You'll need to find the magical enrollment link that grants you access to the promised land of Walmart+. Now, this link can be a bit elusive, like a digital jackalope. But fret not, brave adventurer! A quick Google search with keywords like "Walmart employee + enrollment" should lead you to the right place.
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Pro Tip: If you're feeling fancy, you can also try asking your manager or HR representative for the link. They might just shower you with digital gold (or at least point you in the right direction).
Step 3: Embrace the Wisdom of the Training Videos (Or Just Pretend To)
Once you've found the link, brace yourself for a whirlwind of knowledge. You'll be presented with a few short training videos about the wonders of Walmart+. Now, I won't sugarcoat it, these videos might not be the most nail-biting thrillers, but they are important. So, put on your best learning face (or at least hit play and mute the sound while you scroll through TikTok).
Tip: Don’t just scroll — pause and absorb.
Remember: Completing these videos is mandatory to unlock your Walmart+ membership. So, channel your inner student and absorb the valuable Walmart+ wisdom.
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Step 4: Enter the Information Void (But Don't Panic)
After successfully (or maybe not so successfully) braving the training videos, you'll be presented with a form. Here's where you'll enter your personal information and create a Walmart+ account. Don't worry, it's pretty straightforward stuff. Just make sure you use an email address you actually check and a password you won't forget (unless you enjoy the thrill of resetting it every other week).
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Heads up: You might see some temporary charges appear on your account. But fear not, these are just authorization checks and will be magically refunded shortly after. Just think of it as a temporary illusion in the grand scheme of your free Walmart+ membership.
Step 5: Congratulations! You're Officially a Walmart+ Member (Now Go Forth and Shop!)
And just like that, you've conquered the enrollment quest and are now a proud Walmart+ member. Go forth and revel in the glory of free shipping, speedy delivery, and early access to deals! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility... a responsibility to use your membership wisely and not go on a shopping spree that bankrupts you (we've all been there).
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So there you have it, folks! A (hopefully) hilarious and informative guide to snagging your very own Walmart+ membership as a dedicated employee. Now go forth and shop 'til you drop (but responsibly, of course)!
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