The Show Must Go On: How to Bra-ve the Pregnancy Journey (Without Losing Your Mind)
Let's face it, ladies, pregnancy is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, cravings so bizarre they'd make Willy Wonka blush, and of course, some serious body changes. And right at the top of that list? The ever-expanding wonders that are your breasts.
Now, before you resign yourself to a life spent in oversized t-shirts (been there, done that, got the questionable tan lines), let's talk about the glorious invention that is the maternity bra. Yes, folks, there's a whole world of supportive, comfortable goodness waiting to cradle your girls throughout this epic journey.
But venturing into the bra department while pregnant can feel as daunting as explaining the offside rule to your significant other. Fear not, fearless mamas-to-be! This guide will have you shopping for maternity bras with the confidence of a Victoria's Secret runway model (minus the wings, probably).
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| How To Shop For Bras When Pregnant |
Step 1: Accepting Your New Normal
First things first, let's ditch the pre-pregnancy bras. They served you well, but now they're about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Embrace the fact that your girls are on a growth spurt, and that's a beautiful thing!
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Step 2: Measure Up (But Not Like That)
Just like those pre-pregnancy jeans are collecting dust in the back of your closet, your old bra measurements are officially obsolete. Grab a trusty measuring tape and take a couple of quick measurements to ensure you get the perfect fit. Remember, a well-fitting bra is your best friend during pregnancy. It'll provide the support you need, prevent discomfort, and maybe even make those stretch marks think twice (okay, maybe not, but a girl can dream!).
Step 3: Embrace the Comfort Revolution
Tip: Don’t overthink — just keep reading.
Underwire? More like under-bye! During pregnancy, comfort is key. Opt for soft, breathable fabrics like cotton that won't irritate your increasingly sensitive skin. And say hello to wide, comfy straps that won't dig into your shoulders like an overzealous backpack.
Step 4: The Try-On Adventure (with Snacks!)
This isn't just shopping, it's an adventure! Pack your patience, a supportive friend (or partner who deserves a serious brownie bribe for their valiant efforts), and plenty of snacks (because hangovers are bad, but pregnancy bra shopping hunger pangs are a whole other level).
Step 5: The "Cup Check" (No, Seriously)
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The cups should fully encompass your breasts without any spillage (think muffins, not cupcakes). If you can fit your entire hand in the cup, it's probably a sign to size down.
Step 6: The Band Check (Because It's All About the Base)
The band should feel snug but not suffocating. You should be able to fit two fingers under the band comfortably. If it rides up in the back, it's too loose, and if it digs in, well, that's a big ol' nope.
Step 7: The Strap Check (Those Things Are Workhorses)
The straps should be adjustable and sit comfortably on your shoulders without digging in. Remember, the straps shouldn't be the ones holding everything up!
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Step 8: The Bounce Test (The Ultimate Test)
Okay, maybe not a literal bounce test in the middle of the store (although, who are we to judge?), but gently jump up and down. Everything should feel secure and supported.
Bonus Tip: Don't Be Afraid to Ask for Help!
Retail staff are there to help you find the perfect fit. Don't be shy about asking for assistance. A good salesperson can be your bra-buying guardian angel.
There you have it, mamas! With a little preparation and a touch of humor, you can conquer the maternity bra department and keep your girls happy throughout your pregnancy journey. Now go forth and find those perfect bras – your boobs (and your back) will thank you for it!
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