So You Want to Be Broke? A Guide to Financial Folly in The Sims 4
Ah, wealth. That fleeting dream that haunts every Sim who's ever dreamt of a bigger pool and a smaller utility bill. But what if I told you, dear reader, that the urge to be Gucci-less is a perfectly valid aspiration? Maybe you crave the challenge, or perhaps you just want to see your Sims dumpster dive in a ball gown (because, let's face it, that's hilarious). Whatever your reasons, this guide is here to help you achieve glorious, glorious bankruptcy.
Let's Get Spend-Happy!
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Retail Therapy Gone Wrong: The mall is a haven for Sims with questionable financial judgment. Unleash your inner shopaholic and buy everything from that suspiciously realistic gold-plated toilet to that fifteenth gnome lamp. Pro Tip: Don't forget to max out all their credit cards! Who needs a good credit score when you've got a walk-in closet full of sequined pillows?
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Become an Extravagant Redecorator: Who needs a roof over their heads when they've got a solid gold bathtub shaped like a swan? Rip out walls, replace floors with the most expensive marble you can find, and don't forget to add those mood-enhancing lava lamps (because nothing says "broke" quite like a constantly erupting volcano in your living room).
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The "Ugh, Fine, I'll Throw You a Party" Method: Sims love a good shindig, and what better way to hemorrhage money than a blowout bash? Hire a fancy caterer (lobster for everyone!), rent a dancing llama (because why not?), and throw in a fireworks display for good measure. Bonus points: Accidentally set the punch bowl on fire! It'll add some ambience (and a hefty fire department bill).
For the Truly Dedicated Spendthrift
These methods are for the Sims who take their poverty with the utmost seriousness. Warning: May involve mild heartbreak and existential dread for your virtual people.
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The "One Sim's Gotta Go" Challenge: Have a large household? Evict a beloved family member (preferably the one with the highest-paying job) and take all their hard-earned Simoleans with them. Sibling rivalry, anyone?
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The Philanthropic Pauper: Feeling generous? There's a perfectly good "donate to charity" option on the computer! Just keep clicking that button until your bank account whimpers.
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The "Never Work Again" Scheme: Quit your job! Live off the land! (Just kidding, Sims can't actually do that.) But you can certainly try to get fired by constantly pranking your co-workers or showing up to work in a clown costume.
Remember: With great financial responsibility comes great... well, the ability to afford a decent bed. But hey, if you're looking for a laugh and a challenge, following these tips is sure to leave your Sims with nothing but the clothes on their backs (and maybe a repo man on their doorstep). Happy spending (or lack thereof)!
