Golden State Blues: Can You Glock Your Way to Happiness in California?
Ah, California, the land of sunshine, surf, and...strict gun laws. So, you're itching to snag a Glock 17, the firearm of choice for both John Wick and, well, a whole lot of other folks. But hold on to your cowboy hat, because buying a Glock 17 in California ain't exactly a walk on the beach.
The Roster: A Not-So-Thrilling Netflix Show
California has this little doozy called the handgun roster. It's basically a list of firearms deemed "safe" for public consumption. Think of it like a picky eater at a buffet – only certain things make the cut. The bad news? Most new Glock 17 models aren't on this prestigious list. The good news? There's a loophole (or two, we're not judging).
Second-Hand Stash: Gunslinging into the Past (or to Your Uncle Phil)
Let's say you have a friend, a cool uncle Phil perhaps, who owns a pre-roster Glock 17 (Gen 3, to be specific). This, my friend, is your golden ticket. Private party transfers between residents are legal, so you could potentially buy that sweet Glock from Uncle Phil. But hold your horses (or should we say, holster your Glocks?). There's paperwork, background checks, and waiting periods galore. Think of it as an obstacle course designed to test your patience and commitment to Glock ownership.
Dealer Dan's Dilemma: The New-New vs. Used-But-Approved
Some daring souls attempt to find a Glock 17 on the roster at a licensed dealer. Bless their hearts. While there might be a unicorn or two out there (special editions sometimes make the cut), it'll likely cost you an arm and a leg (and maybe a kidney). Used, roster-approved Glocks are another option, but expect them to be marked up like designer handbags.
So, Can You Glock It in California? Maybe. Probably Not a New One.
The answer, like everything in California, is a complicated "it depends." New Glocks? Most likely not. Used roster-approved models or a friendly transfer from Uncle Phil? There's a chance, but be prepared to jump through some hoops. Our advice? Do your research, be patient, and maybe take up surfing to channel your frustration.
