Howdy, Partner! You Need a Texas Toll Tag, But HEB Don't Sell Boots (or Toll Tags)?
Ah, the Texas two-step: dodging tumbleweeds and navigating those pesky toll roads. You're cruising down the highway, windows down, feeling like a lone star ranger in your trusty steed (or maybe a beat-up Toyota Corolla), when BAM! A toll booth appears out of nowhere. Panic sets in. You forgot the whole "toll tag" situation.
Now, being the resourceful Texan you are, your first thought is probably, "HEB's gotta have everything, right? Maybe next to the queso and the kolaches?"
Hold your horses, partner. While HEB is practically a Texan institution (you can practically get hitched there!), buying a toll tag ain't on their menu.
Fear Not, There's a Buc-ee's-Sized Solution Out There!
Here's the lowdown on where to snag that magical little sticker that keeps your wallet happy and your drive stress-free:
- The Toll Tag Provider's Website: Most toll road authorities in Texas have their own website where you can order a toll tag online. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
- Retail Locations: Some convenience stores and grocery stores do sell toll tags, but it depends on the specific provider. Call your local HEB to be sure (but don't be surprised if they offer more salsa options than toll tag choices).
- HEB Might Be Your Toll Tag BFF (Indirectly): While HEB won't directly sell you a tag, they might be able to help you reload an existing one if it's a participating provider (check with HEB and your toll tag provider to be sure).
Pro Tip: Don't Be a Tollbooth Tumbleweed!
- Plan Ahead: Before you hit the road, figure out which toll roads you'll be using and get a compatible toll tag.
- Check Your Account: Make sure your toll tag account is topped up before you head out. A low balance can lead to some serious side-eye from the toll booth cameras.
There you have it, pilgrim! Now you can get back to cruisin' those Texas highways without the worry of breaking the bank (or the law) at a toll booth. Just remember, HEB is the place for groceries and maybe even a friendly chat, but for toll tags, you gotta head elsewhere.
