How Dry You Wanna Be? A Texan's Guide to Ultra Light Beers
Howdy, partners! Ever find yourself staring down a sizzling Texas sun, sweat drippin' faster than a windmill in a hurricane, and crave a beer that's lighter than your momma's feather boa? You might be wonderin': can you even buy ultra light beer in the Lone Star State, where "light" usually refers to the color of your truck?
Well, bless your cotton socks, the answer is a resounding yeehaw! Texas may be all about bold flavors and big portions, but there's room for a skinny can of brew too. Michelob Ultra, the king of the ultra light scene, is as common here as bluebonnets in spring. You'll find it at most package stores, HEBs, and even some fancy gas stations (because who doesn't need a Michelob Ultra after a long dusty road trip?).
Now, before you hightail it to the nearest store, a few words of caution (Texas-style):
- Ultra light doesn't mean invisible. You'll still get a taste of that hoppy goodness, but it might be a whisper compared to your usual Lone Star.
- Don't expect to fool your buddies. Unless you're pourin' it into a koozie with a fake mustache on it, those discerning Texan palates will know somethin's up.
- Stay hydrated, pilgrim! Ultra light might be easy on the calories, but Texas heat ain't nothin' to mess with. Alternate your Michelob Ultra with some good ol' fashioned water (or sweet tea, we don't judge).
So, there you have it, folks. Ultra light beer? You betcha can git it in Texas. Just remember, sometimes a good ol' regular brew hits the spot a little better. But hey, if you're lookin' for a lighter option, there's nothin' wrong with embracing your inner Californian (just don't tell anybody we said that).
Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go fire up the grill and throw some brats on. Because in Texas, even our healthy choices come with a side of awesome.
