Shredding Under the Influence: Can You Really Get a DUI on a Skateboard in California?
Dude, wipe out on your skateboard after a few tacos and next thing you know, you're facing a DUI? Not exactly, brah. But let's kickflip into this situation and see what California law has to grind on.
The No-Go Zone: When a DUI Applies
A DUI, or Driving Under the Influence, applies to operating a motor vehicle. Keyword there being motor. Your skateboard, powered by pure Californian sunshine and epic footwork, doesn't quite fit the bill. So, cruise on down the sidewalk with a beverage (responsibly, of course) without worrying about a DUI bust.
But Wait, There's More! (Because California Loves Rules)
California, the land of endless rules (and amazing burritos), throws a twist into the mix with electric skateboards and hoverboards. These motorized dudes fall under a different category, meaning you can get a citation for riding under the influence (VC Section 21296). No license suspension here, but you're still looking at a possible $250 fine. Ouch. That's enough to buy a sweet new deck, so maybe lay off the tricks until you're sober.
The Moral of the Story?
Skateboarding is awesome, especially when done with clear eyes and a steady balance. Save the inebriated shredding for Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, and avoid a not-so-epic encounter with the law.
Bonus Tip: If a police officer catches you wobbling on your board and suspects you're impaired, they might still ask you to take a sobriety test. Best to be safe and avoid the whole situation, dude.
Remember: California dreamin' is best done with a clear head and a killer kickflip. Now go forth and shred responsibly!
