So, You Got Jury Duty in LA? Don't Freak, But You Might Want to Change Locations...
Ah, Los Angeles. The land of sunshine, celebrities, and...jury duty? Look, serving on a jury is a noble duty and all, but let's be honest, it's not exactly the glamorous side of LA. Especially when you consider the traffic. Who wants to sit in gridlock debating jaywalking when you could be poolside with a margarita?
Now, before you start practicing your best fainting couch routine (we've all seen 12 Angry Men), there might be an option (depending on the circumstances) to change your jury duty location in LA.
But First, Why Bother Changing Locations?
This isn't about dodging your civic duty, it's about practicality. Here are a few reasons why you might want to switch courthouses:
- The Commute is a Nightmare: Facing a murder trial is stressful enough, you don't need the added anxiety of a two-hour drive through rush hour.
- Courthouse Cat Cafe: Yes, apparently there's a courthouse downtown with a cat cafe to de-stress jurors. Need I say more?
- Free Parking? You Bet!: Let's face it, finding free parking in LA is like finding a unicorn with a decent dental plan. Some courthouses offer this magical perk, and hey, free parking is nothing to scoff at.
How to Change Your Jury Duty Location (Maybe)
While there's no guarantee you can snag a different courthouse, here's what you can try:
- The Jury Duty Portal is Your Friend: Head over to the mystical My Jury Duty Portal(https://juryportal.lacourt.org/) This online wonderland lets you register, request a postponement (because, let's be real, life happens), and possibly request a transfer. Key word: possibly.
- Pick Up the Phone: If the online portal is as clear as mud (don't worry, it happens), give the Jury Department a call at (213) 972-0970. Be prepared for some hold music, but a real person can explain your options.
Important Note: There will likely be a valid reason required for a transfer. Having a cat cafe on-site probably won't cut it (although, it's worth a shot). However, medical conditions, work obligations, or childcare issues might be considered.
So, Can You Ditch Your Assigned Courthouse?
Maybe, maybe not. It depends on the court's needs and the validity of your reason for transfer. But hey, it doesn't hurt to try! Just remember, jury duty is important, and if you can't get a transfer, rock that jury box with a smile (or at least a polite grimace). Who knows, you might even get to see a real-life judge, not just the ones on reruns of Law & Order.
Bonus Tip: If you do end up stuck at your assigned courthouse, pack some snacks. The vending machine options might be...interesting.
Good luck, citizen! And remember, justice may be blind, but at least you can bring a good book.
