So Your Buddy Went on Vacation...To the Big House. Now What? A Guide to Inmate Accounts in California
Let's face it, california sunshine isn't the only thing going on in some parts of the state. Maybe your friend or family member found themselves on a different kind of getaway - a correctional facility vacation (all-inclusive, but not by choice). Fear not! While they may be enjoying a newfound appreciation for beige jumpsuits and lukewarm cafeteria food, you can still be a pal by putting some funds in their account.
Don't Worry, They Won't Be Swimming in Benjamins (Though Ramen Might Be Nice)
Inmate accounts are for essential items, not funding a life of luxury behind bars. Think snacks, toiletries, maybe even a care package of playing cards (assuming they're not being used for some shifty prison poker). Bold Remember, these are just creature comforts, not a chance to become Al Capone 2.0.
Alright, Alright, Enough Jokes. How Do I Do This?
There are a few ways to fund your incarcerated friend's account, depending on the facility and your level of tech-savviness.
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Calling in the Cavalry (of Online Services): Several companies like JPay and ConnectNetwork allow you to deposit funds online or through their apps. Pro Tip: Have your friend's inmate ID handy, it's like their social security number for the joint. There might be fees involved, so be sure to factor those in.
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The Old School Way: Money Orders For those who prefer a snail mail approach, some facilities still accept good ol' fashioned money orders. Double Check: But make sure the jail or prison accepts them first, because some have gone totally digital.
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Kiosk Kapow! Many jails have kiosks where you can deposit funds directly using cash, debit, or credit card. Warning: These kiosks might have a sweet tooth for transaction fees, so be prepared.
Important Side Hustle for Inmates: How to Spend that Dough
Once the funds hit their account, your inmate buddy can use them to purchase a variety of exciting (or should we say, not-so-exciting) things from the commissary. Here's a glimpse into what their shopping spree might look like:
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Gourmet Ramen Noodles (Because Prison Food Rocks...Not): Let's face it, prison food isn't exactly Michelin star worthy. Do your research: See if the facility offers instant ramen or other goodies to add some flavor to their, ahem, culinary experience.
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Deodorant is a Friend: Being stuck with a bunch of people who might not have access to regular showers...well, let's just say it can get fragrant. Help your friend out by refilling their deodorant fund.
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Writing Tools: The Original Social Media: They might not have Facebook, but they can still write letters. Pencils, pens, and paper are a great way for them to stay connected with the outside world (and maybe plot their escape, just kidding...mostly).
There you have it! Now you can be a financial lifesaver to your incarcerated friend. Remember, while they might not be having a five-star vacation, a little extra cash can go a long way in making their stay a bit more bearable. Just don't expect them to send you postcards from paradise.
