You're Asking Yourself: "LA to Kansas City? How Far Exactly is THAT Trip?"
Let's face it, when that travel bug bites, and you're craving barbeque burnt ends instead of fresh fish tacos, you gotta know the distance between Los Angeles and Kansas City.
Because honestly, ain't nobody got time for a road trip that takes longer than a reality TV star's marriage.
So, buckle up, buttercup, and get ready for the lowdown on this transcontinental trek.
The Straight Up, No Chaser Distance
Alright, alright, alright (cue Matthew McConaughey impression), you want the nitty-gritty. The distance between LA and Kansas City, as the crow flies (or maybe a very determined bald eagle), is roughly 1,354 miles. That's about the same distance as throwing a pie at a grumpy bear in Alaska – not recommended, but geographically relevant.
But here's the thing, most of us aren't crows (or pie-wielding tourists). We like to take the scenic route, you know, stop and smell the...well, maybe not the exhaust fumes on I-40, but you get the idea.
Hitting the Road: Buckle Up for Some Mileage Mayhem
If you're planning a road trip (because who doesn't love questionable gas station snacks and questionable singalongs?), then you're looking at a journey closer to 1,600 miles.
Yes, that's a long haul, but hey, think of all the karaoke you can conquer! Just be sure your car's got more stamina than your Aunt Mildred after a Thanksgiving dinner.
Pro Tip: Download a bunch of podcasts or audiobooks. Because let's be honest, even the most stunning scenery gets old after the third rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody."
Fear not, Fellow Traveler, There's Light at the End of the Tunnel (or Maybe Just a Really Good Rest Area)
The good news is, no matter which route you choose, you're in for a treat. Kansas City's got jazz, barbeque, and the kind of friendly atmosphere that makes you feel like you've known everyone forever.
Los Angeles, well, LA's got sunshine, celebrities (hopefully not causing traffic jams), and enough tacos to fill a mariachi band's heart (and stomach).
So, the real question isn't how far, it's which adventure will you choose first?
