How High is Los Angeles? Not That High, But Definitely Higher Than Your Ex's Chances of Getting Back Together
Los Angeles, the City of Angels, land of beaches, dreams, and questionable spray tans. But have you ever stopped to wonder, amidst the hustle and bustle of Hollywood or the zen of a perfectly brewed latte in Silver Lake, just how high this city actually is?
Spoiler Alert: It Ain't Mount Everest (But There Are Mountains Nearby)
Yes, dear reader, Los Angeles isn't exactly perched on a Himalayan peak. In fact, most of the sprawling metropolis sits at a rather modest elevation of around 93 meters (that's 305 feet for our imperial friends). That's about the height of a really big Ferris wheel, which isn't bad, but it doesn't exactly scream "mountain majesty."
However, here's where things get interesting. Los Angeles, like a city with a surprising amount of depth (unlike most reality TV stars it churns out), is not all flat beaches and boulevards. The land around LA is more like a topographic rollercoaster. Take a stroll down to Venice Beach and you're practically at sea level, but hop in your car and head north for a hike in Runyon Canyon, and suddenly you're feeling like a mountain goat at a respectable 500 meters (1,640 feet).
Don't Be Fooled by Hollywood: It's Not All Hills and Mansions (Although There Are Some of Those Too)
Sure, Hollywood movies might have you picturing sprawling estates clinging precariously to cliffs overlooking the ocean. And hey, there's definitely some of that in LA. But remember, Hollywood thrives on exaggeration (shocking, we know). The reality is that most of Los Angeles is spread out on a coastal plain. This makes for some pretty epic sunsets, easy access to the beach (because who wants to hike a mountain every time you want to work on your tan?), and the occasional car commercial featuring a shiny new car gracefully navigating a winding mountain road (completely unrealistic, but hey, it looks cool).
So, How High is Los Angeles Really? It Depends on Who You Ask (and Where You're Standing)
Los Angeles, like a good choose-your-own-adventure novel, offers a variety of elevation experiences. You can be practically skimming the waves one minute and feeling like you're on top of the world (well, at least the LA world) the next. It's a city that caters to all your altitudinal needs, from sea level selfies to mountainside meditations.
So, the next time you're in LA, take a moment to appreciate the city's not-so-mountainous, but definitely interesting, elevation. And hey, if you're feeling particularly ambitious, you can always conquer a local peak. Just be sure to pack some snacks and a good playlist for the climb – unlike your ex, getting back together with the ground after a hike is a sure thing.
