How Long Does It Take to Get Your LTC in Texas? Patience, Grasshopper, Patience...But Not Too Much Patience!
So, you've decided to join the ranks of responsible, licensed gun carriers in the great state of Texas. Howdy, partner! But before you start practicing your holster draw in the mirror (we all do it, don't judge), you're probably wondering: how long does this LTC rodeo actually take?
Well, buckle up, buttercup, because the answer is a knee-slappin', good time readin' kind of "maybe soon, maybe later."
The Official Time: By the Book
Texas DPS, the folks who hold the keys to your LTC kingdom, say it can take up to 60 days after they receive your completed application to process it and send that shiny new license your way. Up to 60 days. There's a whole lotta wiggle room in there, partner.
The Real Deal: Patience is a Virtue, But Restlessness is Understandable
Here's the thing: 60 days feels like an eternity when you're itching to strap on your holster and two-step into the sunset with your trusty sidearm. Let's be honest, most of us would rather wait in line for a breakfast taco than wait two months for official paperwork to shuffle through the system.
But fear not, fellow Texan! The wait times can vary depending on a few factors:
- The Great Texas Shuffle: Texas DPS gets a heap of LTC applications, so sometimes they get backed up like a longhorn at a cattle prod convention.
- Paper Pushers and Perfectionists: Hey, gotta make sure all your i's are dotted and t's are crossed, right? But sometimes, that double-checking can feel slower than a molasses festival in January.
- The Moon and the Stars (Maybe): We can't say for sure, but some folks swear the application processing times have a mysterious rhythm, affected by the phases of the moon or the price of cowboy boots.
Keeping Your Cool While You Wait: Activities for the Aspiring Gunfighter
So, what's a soon-to-be licensed carrier to do in the meantime? Don't fret, there's a whole herd of activities to keep you occupied:
- Brush Up on Your Knowledge: Re-read your gun safety manual. Watch some responsible gun handling videos online. Become the ultimate firearm trivia champion!
- Practice Makes Perfect (Dry Firing, That Is): No ammo needed for this one! Practice your safe handling and holster techniques at home. Just remember, keep it pointed in a safe direction, and maybe warn your roommates so they don't mistake you for Wyatt Earp on a bender.
- Hit the Range (When You Get Your LTC, Of Course!): This one's a no-brainer. Once you have your license, head to the range and get comfortable with your firearm.
The Bottom Line: Patience and Persistence are Your Posse
Look, there's no magic bullet answer to the LTC wait time. But be patient, make sure your application is squeaky clean, and keep yourself occupied with responsible gun knowledge and dry firing practice. And hey, if the wait gets too long, console yourself with the knowledge that a good Texas two-step takes time to perfect, too.