Buckle Up, Buttercup: How Long Will You Be Soarin' Over California (or Around the World)?
Ah, Soarin' Over California, the ride that makes you feel like a hang-gliding superhero (minus the upper body strength, of course). You've seen the epic queues, the excited chatter, and maybe even a strategically placed barf bag or two (don't worry, it's mostly just from sheer joy overload). But one burning question remains: just how long does this aerial adventure actually last?
The Short Answer (for the Hangry Hang Glider):
Fear not, fellow thrill-seeker! Soarin' Around the World (because let's face it, California's cool, but the world is cooler) clocks in at a delightful 5 minutes. That's 5 minutes of soaring over breathtaking landscapes, feeling the wind in your (non-existent) hair, and maybe even getting a whiff of citrus from the orange groves (or is that just your neighbor's air freshener?).
But Wait, There's More (for the Philosophical Hang Glider):
Now, some might scoff at a mere 5 minutes of flight time. "Is that all?" they cry, shaking their fists at the sky (probably because they're still hanging upside down from the queue). But here's the thing: those 5 minutes are packed with California dreamin' (or world waltzing, depending on which version you get).
Imagine it: 5 minutes of gliding over the Golden Gate Bridge, feeling the spray of mist on your face (or bangs, if you're sporting that classic Disney look). 5 minutes of swooping past Half Dome, Yosemite's crown jewel, and feeling like John Muir himself (minus the beard and tendency to commune with squirrels).
In Conclusion (for the Hang Glider Who Needs a Nap):
So, is 5 minutes enough Soarin' time? Absolutely! It's the perfect amount of time to get your adrenaline pumping, take in the sights, and maybe even shed a tear at the sheer majesty of it all (or maybe that's just the California sun in your eyes).
So next time you're at Disney California Adventure, don't be discouraged by the line. Those 5 minutes of Soarin' will leave you feeling like you've conquered the skies (and maybe even conquered that churro you devoured beforehand).
