How Long is the Texas State Fair Open? Asking for a Friend (Who Totally Wants Deep-Fried Everything)
Ah, the Texas State Fair. A glorious smorgasbord of rides, sights, sounds, and enough fried concoctions to make your cardiologist weep tears of butter. But before you can deep-fry your way to a state of pure bliss, there's a burning question that needs answering: just how long is this extravaganza open?
Fear not, fellow fried-food fanatic! The Texas State Fair isn't some fleeting mirage in the desert (though with all that fried goodness, it might feel that way after a visit). This bad boy is a full-fledged marathon, not a sprint. Buckle up, because here's the lowdown:
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The Texas Two-Step: The Fair stretches its legs for a whopping 24 days. That's right, folks, 24 glorious days of funnel cakes, corny dogs (hold the dog, please, it's all about the corn!), and enough butter sculptures to make Michelangelo jealous (okay, maybe not jealous, but definitely intrigued).
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September to October Shenanigans: Mark your calendars! The Fair typically kicks off on the last weekend of September and runs all the way through late October. So you've got a decent window to experience the Texas-sized fun.
But wait, there's more! Here's a handy dandy bonus tip:
- Weekdays vs. Weekends: While the Fair is open every day, the hours differ slightly. Weekdays are for the early birds (or those trying to avoid the crowds) with gates opening at 10 am and closing at 9 pm. Weekends are for the night owls (and those who can't resist the flashing lights) with extended hours until 10 pm.
So there you have it! Now you're armed with the knowledge to strategically plan your Texas State Fair attack. Remember, pacing is key. You wouldn't want to overdo it on the fried Oreos in the first hour and miss out on the deep-fried cookie dough later (hypothetically speaking, of course).
Now get out there and conquer that Fair! Just try not to get lost in a maze of mirrors while dreaming of deep-fried everything.
