You, Baltimore, and the Big Apple: A Train Odyssey (Hopefully Not As Long As Homer's)
So, you're hankering for a slice of that New York pizza, that bright lights Broadway vibe, maybe even a hot dog that looks like it could take down a grizzly bear (no judgement). And you, my friend, are a savvy traveler who likes to ditch the sky-high parking fees and questionable airline peanuts. Train it is!
But before you channel your inner chug-a-chug-chuga choo-choo train conductor, a crucial question arises: just how long will this iron horse adventure take? Buckle up, because we're about to delve into the delightful world of BWI-to-NYC train times.
The Speedy Gonzales: 2-ish Hours
For those who like their adventures fast and furious (well, as furious as a train can get), there are some zippy train options that can get you from BWI to NYC in a flash (well, around 2 hours to be precise). That's quicker than it takes to binge-watch your favorite show on Netflix, people!
The Scenic Sipper: 2.5 to 3 Hours
Maybe you're not in a rush. Maybe you want to crack open a good book, gaze out the window at the ever-changing scenery (because let's be honest, watching cornfields go by can be strangely mesmerizing), and sip on a cup of joe. This is your train, buddy! Settle in for a ride that's more about the journey than the destination.
The Super Fun Surprise: You Never Know!
Alright, alright, so train times aren't exactly like a box of chocolates (though wouldn't a chocolate train be amazing?), there can be some delightful surprises. Delays! No, wait, hear me out! These unexpected layovers can be a chance to bond with your fellow passengers (hopefully they're not talking about their stamp collection for the entire trip) or maybe even whip out your phone and become the ultimate champion of Candy Crush (because, let's face it, who hasn't wasted away an hour on that game?).
The Ultimate Train Time Takeaway?
Relax, grab a snack (seriously, don't underestimate train snacks - they can be a magical experience), and enjoy the ride! Those New York City sights will be waiting for you, no matter how long the train takes.
P.S. If you manage to snag a window seat, keep an eye out for eagles! It's a truly majestic sight (and way cooler than airplane peanuts).
