How Many Days Did Texans Spend Sweating Through Their Shirts in 2022? A Deep Dive (That Won't Involve a Swimming Pool)
Ah, Texas. Land of wide-open spaces, big steaks, and even bigger hair. But let's not forget the other Texan staple: heat. Brutal, unrelenting heat that would make a fire-breathing dragon question its life choices.
So, the burning question (get it? Burning?) we have for 2022 is this: just how many days did Texans spend basking (or more likely, desperately trying not to baste) in temperatures over 100 degrees Fahrenheit?
The Quest for the 100 Degree Truth
Now, you might think this is a simple question. But fear not, intrepid reader, for the truth is stranger than fiction (and possibly more dehydrating).
According to the fine folks at the National Weather Service (who, let's face it, probably have a special heat-resistant lab coat), the Big Bend region of Texas took the crown in 2022, sizzling under a scorching 78 days where the mercury climbed over 100 degrees. Ouch. That's practically two whole months of feeling like you're living inside a pre-heated oven.
But Wait, There's More! (Because of Course There Is)
Texas being the diverse state it is, not all regions suffered equally. While Big Bend was turning into a giant convection oven, other parts of the state saw a more manageable number of scorchers. For instance, the Dallas/Fort Worth area wasn't quite as bad, clocking in at a still-respectable (if you consider "respectable" to mean "enough to make your eyeballs sweat") 47 days over 100 degrees.
So, What Does This Mean for the Future of Texan Sweat?
Well, experts say that climate change might be making these scorching summers the new normal. So, Texans, fire up the grills, stock up on the sunscreen, and invest in some industrial-strength deodorant. Because based on 2022, those triple-digit days ain't going anywhere fast.
On a Lighter Note...
If you're looking for a silver lining, here it is: at least you can take comfort in knowing that your daily commute is basically a free sauna session. No need for a gym membership, folks!
Texan Heat: A Love-Hate Relationship
Look, we all love Texas. But let's be honest, the heat can be a bit much sometimes. But hey, at least it keeps things interesting, right? And who knows, maybe someday we'll all be sporting gills and rocking webbed feet. Just another day in paradise, Texas style!
