California Dreamin' of.... DUIs?
Did California Turn into a Tejquila-Twister Last Night?
Ah, California. The land of sunshine, beaches, and...well, let's just say last night might have been a little more "Hollywood wild" than usual. But how wild are we talking? We decided to investigate with our trusty (and totally not made-up) DUI-o-meter to see if Californians were cruisin' for a bruisin'.
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The Shocking (or Maybe Not-So-Shocking) Truth
Okay, okay, enough with the suspense. According to our highly sophisticated DUI-o-meter, there were approximately [insert number between 100 and 1000 here] DUIs in California last night.
Hold on, let me break it down for you:
- Under 500 DUIs: Well, that's a relief! Looks like Californians were mostly behaving themselves...for the most part. Maybe the lure of beach bonfires and campfire singalongs was too strong for the demon booze.
- 500-750 DUIs: Uh oh. Looks like it was a bit of a boozy night out for some Californians. Maybe someone forgot to call a Lyft after that tacos and tequila Tuesday?
- Over 750 DUIs: DUI ALERT! California, we need to talk. That number is a bit high. Please remember to drink responsibly and always choose a designated driver. Your liver (and everyone on the road) will thank you.
The Moral of the Story?
California dreamin' shouldn't involve getting behind the wheel after a few too many margaritas. Let's keep our roads safe and our nights merry and bright. Otherwise, we might need to invest in a bigger DUI-o-meter!
