The Great Tesla Headcount Safari: How Many Workers Does Elon Musk Have Wrangling EVs in Texas?
Ah, Tesla in Texas. A land of booming electric dreams, giant metal robo-snakes slithering down the road (allegedly), and enough cowboy hats to make a rodeo blush. But one burning question plagues the minds of inquisitive minds like yours truly: just how many wranglers, I mean, workers, does Tesla have on the ground in the Lone Star State?
Buckle up, partner, because we're about to embark on a wild ride to lasso the truth!
The Official Tally: A Corral of Numbers
Now, according to recent reports, Tesla's herd in Texas was a mighty 22,777 strong as of April 1st, 2024. That's a whole lot of folks building those shiny Cybertrucks and sleek Model Ys. We're talking enough people to staff a small city, y'all!
But hold your horses! There's a plot twist on the dusty trail ahead...
Layoff Looms: A Herd Gets a Little Slimmer
Just recently, whispers reached our eager ears that Tesla might be planning a little... redeployment of resources. In layman's terms, that means some folks might be getting new pastures, or perhaps even leaving the ranch altogether. The estimates say around 2,688 cowboys (and cowgirls!) might be movin' on up (or out) come June 14th.
So, what's the takeaway, partner?
Well, the exact number of Tesla wranglers in Texas right now is a bit of a moving target. It's like counting cattle during a stampede – exciting, but not exactly precise. But one thing's for sure, Tesla's Texan herd is still a sizeable one, even after the moo-ve.
P.S. If you're one of the Tesla Texas team, don't worry, we here at Totally Official Information Dissemination Services (a.k.a. TOIDS) wish you the best in your future endeavors, whether it's wrangling EVs or wrangling something else entirely. Just remember, there's always a bigger fish fry, or a faster electric car to build, out there!
