The Great Fuddruckers Frontier: How Many Texas-Sized Burgers Are Left?
Ah, Fuddruckers. A name that conjures up images of towering burgers, overflowing with melty cheese and enough lettuce to feed a rabbit for a week. But here in the Lone Star State, a crucial question lingers: just how many Fuddruckers are left gracing the Texas landscape?
Fear not, fellow burger enthusiasts, for we shall embark on a quest for the truth, a journey that promises to be both informative and, well, a little bit ridiculous.
The Plot Thickens (Like Fuddruckers' Famous Onion Rings)
According to internet rumors swirling around like tumbleweeds in a dusty town, the number of Fuddruckers in Texas has dwindled faster than a milkshake on a hot day. Some sources whisper of a mere 14 brave burger bastions holding the fort. But can we trust these online oracles?
Separating the Steaks (Fuddruckers Doesn't Have Steaks, But You Get the Idea)
To get to the bottom of this bovine mystery, we decided to consult the almighty source of all knowledge: the Fuddruckers website itself. And what did we find? A glorious page titled "All Locations," where, with a click of the mouse, our burger-loving hearts soared! As of today, there are a valiant 14 Fuddruckers locations standing tall across the great state of Texas.
Hold on to your hats, folks, because here's the breakdown:
- Austin: For those residing in the capital city, fret not, your Fuddruckers fix is a delicious reality.
- Across the Lone Star: From Corpus Christi to Eagle Pass, burger beacons are still shining bright.
Now, here's the thing: 14 may not be the Fuddruckers bonanza of the past, but it's certainly something to celebrate. These 14 locations represent the resilient spirit of Texas burgerdom, a testament to our unwavering love for a good, messy, ridiculously tall burger.