Bringing the Posse to Costco: A 2024 Guide (Because 2022 is So Last Season)
Let's face it, Costco is a wonderland. A bulk-buying paradise filled with everything from giant teddy bears to industrial-sized tubs of hummus. But before you pack up the whole crew and head for the free samples, there's a burning question: how many people can you actually bring with you?
The Guest List: Rules of the Bulk Buy
Fear not, fellow treasure hunter! Costco, in its infinite wisdom, allows a grand total of two guests per membership card. That's right, two trusty companions to marvel at the mountain-sized bags of chips and debate the merits of the Kirkland Signature toilet paper.
But Wait, There's More! (Because There Always Is at Costco)
Now, here's the fun part: the guest policy seems to get a little fuzzy when it comes to children. Costco doesn't explicitly state a limit on the number of little ones you can bring. So, technically, that entire soccer team you're coaching could accompany you...as long as you're prepared for the inevitable sugar crash fueled by free samples. Just be sure to keep a watchful eye on those tiny humans - a rogue shopping cart and a pallet of paper towels are a recipe for disaster (and potential YouTube gold).
Pro Tip: The Art of the Guest Shuffle
Let's say you have a Costco shopping list longer than your arm and a desire for an entourage worthy of Beyoncé. Don't despair! Here's a little something I like to call The Guest Shuffle. Essentially, you strategically swap out your guests throughout the shopping trip. Drop off your first two companions with a solemn promise of free churros at the food court, then loop back and pick up reinforcements. It's a risky maneuver, but with careful planning and a charming smile, you can maximize your Costco crew and conquer those bulk buys.
Remember: Sharing is caring, but a Costco membership is not. Only the cardholder can actually purchase those mountains of goodies. So, be prepared to settle up with your shopping buddies after you fill your cart to the brim.
So there you have it, folks! Your guide to navigating the guest gauntlet at Costco. Now get out there, assemble your squad (responsibly), and prepare to be amazed by the sheer ridiculousness that is bulk shopping!
