The Great NYC Halal Cart Census: A Quest for Chicken & Rice Enlightenment (and Probably Heartburn)
Ah, the humble halal cart. A beacon of deliciousness in the concrete jungle, a lifesaver for the late-night reveler, and a source of endless debate: just how many of these glorious carts are there in the Big Apple?
Facing the Fuzzy Numbers:
Let's be honest, counting these bad boys is no easy feat. They're like culinary ninjas, appearing on street corners with the stealth of a seasoned pigeon. One minute you're dodging rogue umbrellas, the next you're staring down a mountain of fragrant rice and glistening chicken.
The Scholarly Approach (or Maybe Not):
There have been attempts, bless their hearts. A Queens College study back in the day (because, let's face it, who has the time for a halal cart census these days?) estimated around 560 carts. But that was, like, forever ago. Who knows how many have sprouted up since then, fueled by the city's insatiable hunger for chicken and white sauce?
The Conspiracy Theorist's Corner (Because Every Story Needs One):
Some folks whisper of a shadowy Halal Cart Mafia, meticulously controlling the number of carts to avoid a white sauce price war. Is it true? Is it just a wild tale spun by hot dog vendors bitter over their dethroned reign? The world may never know.
Your Mission, Should You Choose to Accept It:
So, dear reader, the truth remains veiled in a haze of sizzling onions and mystery. Here's your chance to be a hero (or at least get some free lunch in the process). Grab a map, some napkins (you'll need them), and embark on your own NYC Halal Cart Census! Report your findings on social media with #TheGreatHalalCartCount. Who knows, you might just crack the code and finally reveal the answer that's been burning a hole in our collective stomach (pun intended).
Just Remember:
This is a scientific expedition, people. Pace yourselves. Hydrate. And maybe bring some Tums – just in case.
Happy counting, and may the white sauce be ever in your favor!
