Los Angeles Rain Update: Did it Rain? Maybe? Probably Not.
BREAKING NEWS: The suspense is killing us!
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you a vital weather update for the fabulous city of Los Angeles. And by vital, we mean completely unimportant because let's face it, it never rains in LA... or does it?
The Great Rain Mystery: Drizzle or Delusion?
According to our crack team of weather observation experts (aka someone who peeked outside), the current weather situation in LA can be best described as sunny with a chance of fabulous.
Now, hold on to your pool floats, folks, because there have been rumors swirling around about the possibility of rain. Gasp! We know, it's shocking. But fear not, intrepid weather warriors! Our trusty rain gauge (which is basically a cup on the balcony) indicates that the amount of rain today is a resounding undetermined.
So You're Saying There's a Chance... of Sunshine?
That's the spirit! Look, on the bright side (because let's face it, it will be bright), at least you won't need to wash your car. Unless, of course, you upended a margarita on it in a celebration of the nonexistent rain. Hey, we've all been there. In that case, maybe a sprinkle (or a downpour) would be helpful.
The Official Los Angeles Weather Report: Brought to You by the Department of Sunshine and Occasional Whimsy
This has been your official Los Angeles weather report, folks. Remember, when it comes to rain in LA, the only guarantee is that there probably won't be any. But hey, if there is, we'll be sure to break into our regularly scheduled programming with another thrilling update.
P.S. Don't forget your sunscreen, because let's be honest, the most likely rain you'll encounter today is a sprinkle from a malfunctioning pool sprinkler. Stay fabulous, Los Angeles!
