The Jimmy John Inquisition: A Deep Dive (Maybe Not That Deep) into California's Sandwich Obsession
Ah, California. Land of sunshine, surf, and... an insatiable hunger for delicious freaky fast food? Specifically, the kind of hunger that can only be satiated by a gargantuan Jimmy John's sandwich delivered straight to your door in under a freaky fast minute (or your next door neighbor gets a free sub... that's pressure).
But how deep does this love for John's gargantuan gut bombs go? Are we talking a sprinkle of Jimmy Johns, or a full-on freaky fast avalanche?
Operation Sandwich Saturation: A Look at the Numbers
Fear not, fellow sandwich enthusiasts, because I, your intrepid investigator of all things Jimmy John-related, have embarked on a thrilling quest for the truth!
Now, pinpointing the exact number of Jimmy John's locations in California is a closely guarded secret (probably because they're too busy making all those sandwiches), but a quick search through the internet rumor mill (a.k.a. Google) suggests there are hundreds scattered across the sunny state.
Hundreds?! Is that all? California, you land of a thousand avocado toasts, is that the best you can do? Surely there's a Jimmy John's on every corner, ready to dispense delicious meats and fresh-baked bread with the efficiency of a well-oiled (and hopefully mayo-free) machine!
California vs. The Sandwich Supremacy
Maybe California is playing it cool. Maybe they're hiding a secret stash of Jimmy John's locations, like a squirrel with a particularly impressive collection of acorns. Or maybe, just maybe, they're branching out, exploring the world of artisanal bread and locally sourced chimichurri (gasp!).
Only time will tell, but for now, the question remains: is California a true champion of the freaky fast sandwich, or are they just a bunch of avocado toast phonies?
The Verdict (Kind Of): A Celebration of Sandwiches
Look, at the end of the day, the real winner here is us, the sandwich-loving public. Whether you're a die-hard Jimmy John's fan or a convert to the world of gourmet wraps, there's a delicious bread-based adventure waiting for you out there.
So go forth, California (and the rest of the world!), and conquer your hunger with the sandwich of your choice. Just remember, moderation is key (unless it's a #7 with extra mayo, then all bets are off).
