The Great California Mormon Census: Are We Taking Over (Spoiler Alert: No)?
Ever wondered just how many LDS folks are living the Cali life? You're not alone. Maybe you're a recent transplant, curious about the local Latter-day Saint scene. Perhaps you've seen a surge in casseroles in your neighborhood and suspect a Mormon conspiracy (it's just really good funeral potatoes, trust us). Whatever your reason, you've stumbled upon the most important question since the invention of In-N-Out: How many Mormons are there in California?
Spoiler Alert: We Did the Math (and Ate a Lot of Cookies)
According to the latest numbers (and by latest, we mean those circulating between bake sales, so take it with a grain of salt), there are roughly 730,000 LDS members in California. That's a pretty big number, but don't worry, we're not planning a hostile takeover. We just really like the weather and the selection of Jello molds at your local grocery store.
Here's the thing: getting an exact count is tricky. It's like trying to count all the surfers on a perfect Malibu day – they're constantly on the move! But hey, that's the beauty of California, right?
So, Where Are All These Mormons Hiding?
Unlike our Utah cousins who practically invented the concept of "meet your neighbors," California Mormons are a bit more spread out. We're talking beach babes in San Diego, Hollywood screenwriters with sky-high morals (probably), and even a few brave souls surviving the traffic in Los Angeles (bless their valiant hearts).
The point is, we're everywhere! You might recognize us by our bright smiles, aversion to short shorts, and insatiable sweet tooth (seriously, those church cookies are legendary). But hey, don't be afraid to say hi! We're friendly folks, and we might even share a recipe or two (looking at you, funeral potato enthusiasts).
The Verdict: Mormons in California - A Force for Good (and Green Jello)
So, there you have it. The answer to the burning question. We may not be taking over California (yet), but we're definitely a force to be reckoned with. We bring strong family values, a love of service, and enough Jello recipes to fuel a state fair.
So next time you see someone with a minivan full of smiling kids and a suspicious amount of Tupperware, don't fret. It's probably just your friendly neighborhood Mormons, here to spread a little cheer (and maybe offer to help mow your lawn).
