The Great Lululemon Inquisition: Are You Drowning in a Sea of Wunder Unders?
Ah, New York City. The city that never sleeps, the concrete jungle where dreams are made of...and apparently, the city absolutely saturated with Lululemon stores. But seriously, folks, how many are there? Enough to outfit an army of yogis in head-to-toe sweat-wicking perfection? Let's embark on a hilarious journey to uncover the truth.
Foursquare Says "Nama-stay Put, We Got This!"
Our first stop? The trusty map app, Foursquare. They nonchalantly inform us there are around 20 Lululemon locations in the city. 20! That's like, a store for every downward-facing dog you can muster in Central Park. We're talking enough leggings to create a human-centipede situation that stretches from Brooklyn to the Bronx (although, that might not be the most zen experience).
ScrapeHero to the Rescue? Or Maybe Not
But wait! There's more! ScrapeHero, the internet's very own data-detective, throws a wrench in the lululemon count. They claim a whopping 27 stores lurk in the NYC shadows. 27! Is this a sign of the Lululemon apocalypse? Will we soon be living in a dystopia where rent is paid in Aligns and all conversations begin with "Namaste?"
The Verdict: Leggings Galore But Use Your Spidey-Senses
Here's the lowdown, folks. There are A LOT of Lululemon stores in NYC. Whether it's 20 or 27, you're basically never going to be far from a store that sells pants that cost more than your monthly MetroCard. So next time you're wandering the city that never sleeps, keep your eyes peeled. You might just stumble upon a Lululemon you never knew existed. Just don't blame us if you get lost in a labyrinth of leggings (and emerge several hundred dollars lighter).
Bonus Tip: If you're feeling overwhelmed by the sheer number of Lululemon options, channel your inner superhero. Use your spidey-senses to locate the store with the specific Wunder Under or Define Jacket of your dreams. Remember, with great lululemon choice comes great responsibility.
