So You Wanna Know How Many Californians Got Iced in 2022? Hold on to Your Surfboards, Dudettes!
Ever wondered how chill California really is? Because let's face it, with Hollywood and sunshine, it's easy to picture everyone rollerblading along the beach with golden retrievers. But here's the thing, even paradise has a dark side, and sometimes that dark side involves a whole lot of final goodbyes.
The Numbers Don't Lie (But They Might Bummer You Out)
According to the FBI (the fellas who know way too much about crime), there were roughly 2,197 homicides in California in 2022. That's a hefty number, enough to make even the most Gung-ho surfer dude do a double take.
Now, before you pack your bags and head to, like, Switzerland (because everyone knows they have amazing chocolate and no murders, right?), here's the not-so-scary truth:
- California has a BIG population. Like, really big. We're talking about close to 40 million people. So, when you spread out those homicides, the rate per capita isn't actually the worst.
- Not all homicides are cold-blooded murders like something out of a Tarantino flick. There can be accidents, self-defense situations, and the occasional unfortunate encounter with a rogue wave (hey, it happens).
So, Should You Be Worried? Nah, Dude.
California is still a pretty safe place. You're more likely to get hangry waiting in line at In-N-Out than become the victim of a random crime.
Here are some things you're more likely to encounter in California than a murderer:
- A pack of entitled influencers blocking the sidewalk.
- A never-ending yoga class spilling out onto the street.
- An existential crisis brought on by the high cost of living.
The point is, California's got its quirks, but it's still a fantastic place to live. So, come on down, enjoy the sunshine, and just maybe avoid asking weird questions about murder rates on your first date.
