How Many Doctors Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb (in California)?
Ever wondered how many physicians keep the Golden State healthy? It's a question that might keep you up at night (but hopefully not because you need a doctor yourself!).
Well, buckle up because we're about to dive into the world of Californian physician population, with a dash of humor thrown in for good measure.
Surfers, Stars, and Scalpels: The Documented (and Undocumented) Docs of California
According to the ever-reliable source of "the internet" (with a pinch of salt, of course), California boasts a whopping 119,087 active physicians. That's a whole lotta stethoscopes and white coats!
But here's the thing: that number might not tell the whole story. California's a melting pot of talent, and that applies to the medical field too.
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    Surfing M.D.s: California is famous for its waves, and rumor has it there might be a few surfer-physicians out there who like to catch a wave before (or after) saving lives. 
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    Hollywood Healers: Ever seen a medical drama and thought, "Hey, that actor looks an awful lot like a doctor!"? Well, in California, that line between fiction and reality might be blurrier than you think. There could be a surprising number of actors-turned-physicians out there using their on-screen experience for real-life good. 
Finding the Real Numbers: Because Humor is Great, But Accuracy Matters
Alright, alright, so the surfer-doctors and Hollywood healers might be a bit of a stretch (though, come to think of it, that would make a pretty awesome TV show).
If you're looking for accurate data on physician population in California, you'll want to head over to the California Medical Board website. They track all the licensed physicians in the state, so you can be sure you're getting the straight scoop.
The Punchline (Because Every Medical Mystery Needs a Diagnosis)
So, how many physicians does it take to change a lightbulb in California?
The answer? It depends on whether they're catching some rays, filming a scene, or just doing their regular doctor duties. But one thing's for sure: with over 119,000 active physicians, California has a whole lotta medical firepower to keep its residents healthy and happy.