Buc-ee's: They Don't Just Have a Lot of Gas, They Have a Gulp Dern River of It!
Ah, Buc-ee's. A beacon of hope on the open road, a one-stop shop for everything from kolaches the size of your head to beaver nuggets that might actually contain beaver (though we don't ask questions, do we?). But let's face it, folks, when that needle dips towards "E" on a long Texas highway, the first thing we're thinkin' about ain't souvenirs, it's that sweet, sweet pump nectar.
So, the burning question is: just how much pump action are we talkin' about at Buc-ee's? Buckle up, because we're about to dive down a rabbit hole of gas pump trivia that's more exciting than a greased pig contest at a county fair.
The Buc-ee's Pump Stampede: An Average Joe's Guide
Now, most Buc-ee's locations in Texas tend to be sprawling giants that could house a small herd of longhorns. Naturally, you wouldn't expect them to skimp on the gas pumps, would you? On average, a Buc-ee's in Texas will boast a whopping 100 pumps! That's right, folks, that's enough to fill up a whole caravan of RVs, lost tourists, and eighteen-wheelers with road rage (but hopefully not all at the same time).
But wait, there's more!
The Buc-ee's Goliath: The Sevierville, Tennessee Surprise
Buc-ee's, bless their ambitious hearts, are always pushing the boundaries. They don't just want your gas money, they want to be your one-stop shop for refuelling everything from your car to your existential dread (with a giant Beaver Blaster, of course). That's why their newest location in Sevierville, Tennessee, decided to hold the "Most Gas Pumps in a Buc-ee's" trophy high. This behemoth boasts a staggering 120 pumps! That's enough gas to single-handedly fuel a small town's barbeque cook-off.
So, the answer to your question?
It depends! Most Buc-ee's in Texas will have around 100 pumps, but the Sevierville location is the undisputed king of the pump jungle.
The moral of the story?
You're never gonna run out of pumps at Buc-ee's. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta use the restroom – those Beaver Nuggets are callin' my name!
