The Burning Question: How Many Qdobas Can Texas Stomach?
Ah, Texas. Land of wide-open spaces, ten-gallon hats, and...a surprising number of Qdobas? That's right, folks, we're diving deep into the world of fast-casual Mexican fare and the Lone Star State's insatiable appetite for burritos the size of your head (and possibly your ego).
So, how many Qdobas are we talking about here?
According to the latest intel (from the reliable folks at Qdoba themselves, not some shady back-alley burrito black market), there are a cool 23 Qdobas scattered across the vast plains of Texas. That's enough guac to satisfy a whole rodeo, folks!
But is that enough?
This, my friends, is a matter of opinion. Some Texans might scoff at this mere smidgen of Qdoba goodness, declaring it a "Qdoba drought." Others might clutch their pearls at the very notion of so many customizable queso havens, fearing a queso-induced apocalypse.
The truth, as always, probably lies somewhere in between.
A Qdoba for Every Texan's Dream (or Nightmare?)
Here's the beauty of Texas, y'all: it's big enough to accommodate both the die-hard Qdoba devotee who needs their three-cheese queso fix every other day, and the lone wolf who prefers their protein a little more...barbecue-flavored.
But for those Qdoba enthusiasts out there, let's break it down:
- Metro Qdoba Mania: Big cities like Dallas, Fort Worth, and San Antonio boast a healthy dose of Qdobas, ensuring a customizable fiesta within reach.
- Qdoba Oasis in the Desert: Even smaller Texas towns like Kerrville and Lubbock aren't left out, offering a taste of Qdoba bliss for the weary traveler (or just someone really craving a barbacoa bowl).
The verdict? Texas has enough Qdobas to keep most folks happy, with room to grow for the indecisive eater who can't decide between Chipotle and Moe's. Just remember, with great Qdoba power, comes great Qdoba responsibility. Pace yourselves, Texas, and keep on wrangling those burritos!
