The Great California Rainforest Cafe Caper: Are There Any Left?
Ah, the Rainforest Cafe. A glorious monument to the 90s, where animatronic gorillas pounded their chests and simulated thunderstorms raged overhead while you devoured a questionable volcano dessert. But fear not, nostalgia vultures (like myself), because this existential question plagues us all: just how many Rainforest Cafes are there in California, if any?
The Once Lush Jungles of California
California used to be a veritable rainforest cafe jungle. We're talking lush foliage (plastic, of course), cascading waterfalls (courtesy of clever plumbing), and enough strategically placed flashing lights to rival a rave. But alas, times change, and the mighty Rainforest Cafe may have begun to resemble a deserted Galapagos Island.
Here's the Shocking Truth (or Lack Thereof)
Brace yourselves, intrepid jungle explorers. A quick investigation (because apparently I have way too much free time) reveals a startling fact: there are currently zero Rainforest Cafe locations in California.
I repeat, ZERO.
The Fisherman's Wharf Rainforest Cafe, a beacon of simulated lightning and questionable safari vibes, succumbed to the cruel winds of fate in 2017. A moment of silence for our fallen comrade.
But Fear Not, We Can Still Embrace the Camp
So, what does this mean for our insatiable cravings for questionable jungle-themed dining experiences? Well, fear not, friends! We can still celebrate the sheer campiness of the Rainforest Cafe. Here are some ideas:
- DIY Rainforest Cafe Night: Dig out those old animal print clothes, dust off your lava lamp, and crank up some nature sounds. Who needs animatronic gorillas when you have a good imagination (and questionable culinary skills)?
- The Rainforest Cafe Pilgrimage: For the truly devoted, a road trip to the nearest Rainforest Cafe (Texas seems to be a hotspot) might be in order. Just remember, pack your sense of humor – it's part of the experience.
- Start a Rainforest Cafe Revival Movement: Hey, if fan campaigns can bring back discontinued snacks, why not a full-blown restaurant experience? Just don't forget the gorillas – they were the real stars (besides the questionable desserts).
So there you have it, folks. The California Rainforest Cafe situation may be bleak, but our love for the delightfully kitschy experience can live on. After all, a little rainforest-themed fun is the perfect antidote to a dull day. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a lava lamp and some questionable jungle sound effects.
