The Great Texas Roadhouse Roll Revelation: A Quest for Buttery Bliss (andCarb-Loading Glory)
Ah, the Texas Roadhouse roll. A warm, pillowy beacon of deliciousness that arrives before your meal and taunts you with its "can you just eat these and call it a night?" energy. But what happens to this fluffy friend when you take your Texas Roadhouse experience on the go? Do they skimp you on those glorious rolls because, hey, you're not dining in? Fear not, fellow carb connoisseurs, for I have embarked on a quest to unveil the truth!
Recon Mission #1: Infiltration via Phone App
My first line of attack? The trusty Texas Roadhouse app. Tapping through menus, I scanned for any mention of "rolls" under the "To-Go" section. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Was this a conspiracy? Were they hiding the roll count in some secret code only decipherable by butter-obsessed squirrels?
Undeterred, I ventured further. With the courage of a knight about to face a dragon made of rye (because, let's be honest, that would be awesome), I dialed up my local Texas Roadhouse.
Recon Mission #2: Calling in the Cavalry (by Cavalry, I Mean Friendly Staff)
The phone rang, and a cheerful voice answered. After explaining my roll-related crisis (because yes, it had reached crisis level), I was met with a chuckle. "Bless your heart," the kind soul on the other end said, "Of course you get rolls with your to-go order! We wouldn't send you home hungry."
Hallelujah! Apparently, the app is a bit shy when it comes to revealing roll details. But rest assured, to-go orders come with a basket of those warm, yeasty pillows of joy, just like your dine-in experience.
However, there is a caveat (isn't there always?): The number of rolls might vary depending on the size of your to-go order. The friendly staffer assured me that for a typical family meal, you'll get a basket that'll satisfy your inner bread monster. But if you're planning a Texas Roadhouse roll intervention (and hey, no judgement!), it might be wise to mention your roll-related needs when placing your order.
In conclusion, my friends, you can breathe a sigh of relief. Your to-go Texas Roadhouse experience will be filled with the warm embrace of those heavenly rolls. Now, go forth and conquer that to-go bag, one delicious bite at a time!