How Many Seasons of "How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)" Can You Binge-Watch Before Your Liver Needs a Detox?
Ah, "How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)". The German dark comedy that had us all cheering for a teenage drug lord (don't judge, we've all been there... kind of). But fear not, citizens, because this post is here to answer the burning question that keeps you up at night (besides the existential dread, of course): How many seasons are there?
Spoiler Alert: It's not enough. We know, we know. We need more Moritz, Lenny, and their increasingly chaotic adventures in the world of online drug empires built from bedrooms.
Season 1: From Nerd to Ecstasy King
Our epic saga begins with Moritz, a lovelorn teen pining after the oh-so-cool Lisa. To impress her (because, let's face it, flowers are sooo last season), he hatches a not-so-bright plan: become the biggest online drug dealer in Europe. Emphasis on the not-so-bright. This season is a hilarious rollercoaster ride of awkward encounters, questionable decisions, and the birth of MyDrugs, the dark web's answer to Amazon Prime (but with less ethical sourcing).
Season 2: From Ecstasy King to International Intrigue (and More Shenanigans)
MyDrugs is booming! Literally. Moritz and Lenny are swimming in cash (and probably regretting not investing in waterproof wallets). But with great success comes great responsibility, or at least, great international attention. This season throws our bumbling drug lords into a world of mafia thugs, undercover cops, and even more questionable decisions (shocking, we know).
Season 3: From International Intrigue (and More Shenanigans) to... Well, You'll Have to See for Yourself (We Don't Want to Spoil the Surprise!)
Buckle up, because things get real in season 3. We're talking life-or-death situations, moral dilemmas, and enough plot twists to make your head spin. Will MyDrugs crumble? Will Moritz win back Lisa (let's be honest, this is still a priority for him)? Will Lenny finally get a decent haircut? Tune in to find out!
But Wait, There's More! (Because Binge-Watching Never Ends)
As of April 13, 2024, there are three glorious seasons of "How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)" waiting to be devoured. But fret not, fellow fans! A fourth season has been confirmed! So, clear your schedule, stock up on snacks (healthy-ish ones, for your liver's sake), and get ready for another wild ride with Moritz and Lenny.
