The Great New York Soho House Census: A Totally Unscientific Investigation
Ah, New York City. The Big Apple. The City That Never Sleeps. And, apparently, the city that can't get enough Soho Houses. But just how many of these private member clubs, these bastions of coolness (and rooftop pools!), actually exist within the five boroughs? Buckle up, dear reader, because we're about to embark on a hilarious (mostly because it's self-imposed) quest for the truth.
Methodology: Sheer Determination and a Dash of Googling
Now, you might be thinking there's a fancy official Soho House counter hidden somewhere in Midtown Manhattan. There probably is, but frankly, where's the fun in that? Instead, we're going rogue. We'll be utilizing the following high-tech equipment:
- A slightly dusty laptop with questionable battery life.
- A questionable amount of caffeine.
- Google, our ever-patient digital overlord.
Important Note: This is by no means an exhaustive study. We're operating on a shoestring budget (read: free internet) here. So, if you're a Soho House aficionado with insider knowledge, feel free to chime in and add your expertise in the comments below!
The Soho House Headcount: It's More Than You Think (Probably)
Here's what we've unearthed so far:
- The OG Soho House New York: Nestled in the Meatpacking District, this is the granddaddy of them all. Rooftop pool? Check. Artsy vibes? Double check. Difficulty of getting a membership? That's a whole other investigation for another day.
- Dumbo House: Brooklyn's answer to Soho House chic, offering stunning views of the Manhattan skyline (perfect for pretending you can almost afford a Manhattan Soho House membership).
But wait, there's more! A quick Google search hints at the existence of a Soho Works in Brooklyn. Now, Soho Works isn't exactly a Soho House, but it is part of the Soho House & Co. family, offering co-working spaces with a Soho House-esque vibe. So, for the purposes of this totally unscientific study, we're counting it.
So, the verdict? As of right now, we're looking at a cool 2 (or maybe 2.5, depending on how you define "Soho House-iness") Soho House-related locations in NYC. But hey, this city is constantly evolving, and with Soho House on an expansion spree, who knows what the future holds?
The Future: Soho House Saturation Point or New York Nirvana?
Will there come a day when every corner boasts a Soho House? When even pigeons are sporting tiny Soho House memberships? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure: New Yorkers love their exclusive clubs, and Soho House seems to be here to stay.
So, there you have it, folks! The answer, like everything in New York City, is a little bit hazy and depends on who you ask. But hey, that's the beauty of this concrete jungle, right? There's always something new to discover, even if it's just trying to figure out how many Soho Houses there actually are.
