The Deep Fried Onion Odyssey: How Many Texas Roadhouses Can West Virginia Handle?
Ah, West Virginia. Mountain mama, take me home, to the place...well, to the place with at least one Texas Roadhouse, right? But fear not, carb-loving cowboys and cowgirls, because we're about to embark on a journey (with peanuts, because Texas Roadhouse) to uncover the truth: just how many Texas Roadhouses are there in the wild, wonderful state of WV?
Buckle Up, Buttercup (and Grab Those Rolls):
Our first stop? The internet, the great provider of all things...including questionable celebrity news and, more importantly, Texas Roadhouse location data. According to reliable sources (ahem, we may or may not have consulted a website that specializes in scraping restaurant locations), there's one lone Texas Roadhouse setting up shop in West Virginia. That's right, folks, just one.
Hold Your Horses (Don't Worry, They're Not on the Menu):
Now, before you start planning a ten-state road trip for your next helping of Texas-sized ribs, there's a silver lining. West Virginia might be a bit light on Texas Roadhouses, but that just means less competition for those legendary rolls and that life-changing butter.
The Plot Thickens (Like That Country Gravy):
But wait! Is there more to this story? Maybe there's a secret underground network of West Virginian steakhouses with suspiciously similar menus and a love for throwing peanuts on the floor? Perhaps there's a top-secret handshake you need to know to gain entry to these clandestine rib havens?
The Verdict (with a Side of Fries):
The truth, my friends, is probably a little less thrilling. Until further notice, West Virginia boasts one glorious Texas Roadhouse. But hey, that's one more than zero, and that's something to celebrate (with a frosty mug of sweet tea, obviously).
So next time you're craving a taste of Texas in the heart of West Virginia, head on over to that lone star and prepare for a rootin' tootin' good time (and a serious case of the meat sweats).
