So You Think You Can Toll Your Way to the Big Apple? A Guide for the Tollbooth-Terrified Traveler
Ah, the allure of New York City! Bright lights, Broadway shows, and enough pizza to feed a small army (or at least this writer). But before you can unleash your inner Carrie Bradshaw and strut down Fifth Avenue, there's a lurking menace on the highway: the dreaded tollbooth.
Those cash-gobbling contraptions can leave you feeling like you just handed over your firstborn for the privilege of entering the city. But fear not, intrepid traveler! This guide will equip you with the knowledge to navigate the toll situation like a seasoned pro.
The Great Toll Tally: How Many Monsters Must You Slay?
The number of tolls between Philly and NYC depends on the route you choose, my friend. Here's the breakdown for the two main contenders:
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The Speedy Gonzales: This route prioritizes speed, taking you down the New Jersey Turnpike. Buckle up, because while you'll be in the city in record time, you might feel like you've just emptied your piggy bank. Expect somewhere around 4-5 tolls depending on the exact route.
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The Thrifty Traveler: Looking to save a buck (or five)? This route uses some backroads to minimize tolls. You might add a little extra time to your trip, but hey, think of all the pizza you can buy with the saved cash! This route could have as few as 2 tolls, but be prepared for some scenic detours (read: potentially longer traffic lights and slower speeds).
Pro Tip: Don't forget, some bridges and tunnels in NYC itself also have tolls!
Cash vs. E-ZPass: To Beep or Not to Beep, That is the Question
Now, how you pay those tolls is a whole other adventure. Here's the lowdown on the two main options:
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Cash: The ol' reliable. Perfect for those who enjoy the thrill of a frantic fumble for quarters at a toll booth (bonus points for holding up the entire highway).
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E-ZPass: This little electronic marvel lets you breeze through tollbooths without the drama. Plus, you might even get a discount on tolls! Highly recommend for frequent travelers or those who value their sanity.
Tollbooth Tantrum Tamers:
- Have your ID and payment method ready to avoid holding up the line (and potentially causing a tollbooth tantrum).
- Double-check your E-ZPass balance before you hit the road.
So, there you have it! With a little planning and this handy guide, you'll be a tollbooth-battling champion, ready to conquer the concrete jungle and unleash your inner New Yorker. Just remember, a little patience and the right amount of cash (or an E-ZPass) can go a long way!
