Howdy Partner, How Many Ukrainians Can You Herd into Texas?
Ever looked at a map and thought, "Texas sure is big, but could it hold all the Ukrainians?" Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to wrangle this existential question like a lone steer at a rodeo.
Hold yer horses! Let's wrangle some facts first:
- Texas: Big as all get out - We're talking 268,597 square miles (cue the "yeehaw!"). That's bigger than some whole-darn countries!
- Ukraine: Full of fine folks - Ukraine's population is around 43 million (pre-war, bless their hearts). That's a heap of people!
So, can Texas hold all the Ukrainians? Let's do some herd math (don't worry, it's mostly multiplication):
- Divide and conquer: If we divide the population of Ukraine (43 million) by the area of Texas (268,597 square miles), we get roughly 160 people per square mile.
- City slickers vs. wide-open spaces: Now, Texas ain't all bustling metropolises. There's a lotta land with nary a soul in sight. So, cramming everyone in Houston or Dallas might not be the best plan.
Hold on, this is where it gets interesting:
- Texans like their space: We may be friendly, but we also appreciate a little elbow room. Imagine 160 Ukrainians sharing a square mile of, well, Texas. You might have some folks living large in McMansions, while others are setting up yurt camps.
- Howdy, neighbor!: Ukrainians are known for their hospitality. Texans too! But with this many folks, there'd be a never-ending potluck going on. Get ready for some serious pierogi and kolache consumption, alongside some lip-smacking brisket and barbecue.
The Verdict: It's a Heartwarming Howdy, Not a How-Down
Look, the reality is, this is a silly question. We wouldn't want to cram anyone anywhere. But the thought experiment shows that Texas could definitely welcome a significant number of Ukrainians with open arms and even wider ranches.
Plus, think of the cultural exchange! We could teach them how to two-step, and they could teach us how to, well, maybe survive a polka competition.
The real answer? As many Ukrainians as Texas can comfortably accommodate with friendship, opportunity, and a whole lot of shared good times.
