The Burning Question: How Much for Texas Roadhouse Rolls to Go? They're Practically a National Treasure, After All
Let's face it, folks. We've all been there. You're cruising down Hunger Highway, stomach growling like a grizzly bear with a case of the rumblies. You see the glorious beacon of Texas Roadhouse in the distance, and a primal urge takes hold. But then you remember that swimsuit competition looming next week, and that juicy steak suddenly seems less appealing.
But despair not, carb-conscious comrades! There's a beacon of hope brighter than those sizzling fajita platters: Texas Roadhouse Rolls to Go.
Ah, those warm, pillowy rolls. Dripping with honey butter, they're a siren song that can lure even the most resolute healthy eater off course. But before you succumb to their fluffy charms, a crucial question arises: How much do these edible clouds cost?
The answer, my friends, is music to your taste buds:
- A dozen of these Texas-sized beauties will set you back a mere $4.99. That's right, for less than a fiver, you can unleash a tidal wave of buttery goodness upon your taste buds.
- Need a smaller batch to curb your cravings? Fear not, for a half-dozen rolls rings in at a wallet-friendly $2.49.
Pro Tip: Don't forget the honey cinnamon butter. That magical elixir is practically another food group, and for just $1.99, you can snag a tub big enough to fuel your carb-loading dreams (or, you know, share with some friends... maybe).
Here's the math, folks: For less than ten bucks, you can have a party in your mouth and a smile on your face (and possibly a little regret in your stomach later, but hey, we all make sacrifices for deliciousness).
So next time the Texas Roadhouse siren song calls, you have options! Grab some rolls to go, savor that buttery goodness, and avoid the post-steak guilt trip. It's a win-win situation, really.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a dozen warm rolls and a vat of honey butter. Don't judge.
