The Shocking (and Slightly Sweaty) Truth About Utility Bills in Los Angeles: Will You Need a Second Job to Power Your Fridge?
Ah, Los Angeles. The land of sunshine, celebrities, and...surprisingly reasonable utility bills? That's right, folks, unlike the ever-escalating cost of avocado toast, keeping the lights on in LA isn't quite the bank breaker it is in other major cities. But that doesn't mean you can go blasting your AC 24/7 while pretending you're in your own private pool party (because, let's face it, your apartment bathtub just isn't the same). So, how much juice are we really talking about? Let's dive in, shall we?
The Big Three: Electricity, Gas, and Water
Here's the bread and butter (or should we say tofu scramble?) of your utility bill. Electricity will likely be your biggest culprit, especially if you're rocking a killer rooftop patio with fairy lights that would make even Leonardo DiCaprio jealous ( DiCaprio lives a very eco-conscious lifestyle, but we can dream, right?). In the summer, that AC unit is going to be working overtime to keep you from spontaneously combusting. Budget between $80 and $150 a month for electricity, but be prepared to shell out more if you're channeling your inner sun god during those scorching summer months.
Natural gas? Unless you're entertaining dreams of becoming a domestic Wolfgang Puck and have a restaurant-grade stove, you probably won't be using a ton of this. Think around $40 a month for the privilege of boiling that kettle for your morning tea.
Water might surprise you. Los Angeles, despite its glamorous image, is actually pretty serious about water conservation. You shouldn't be looking at more than $50 a month unless you're secretly running an unauthorized car wash out of your garage (don't even think about it, Jerry!).
Don't Forget the Hidden Gems: Trash, Internet, and More!
Now, before you start popping champagne corks (or kombucha bottles, this is LA after all), remember there are a few other contenders in the utility ring. Trash collection will likely be included in your rent, but internet can set you back anywhere from $50 to $70 a month. Because, let's be honest, how else are you going to spend hours online looking for the perfect brunch spot or arguing with strangers on Twitter?
The Bottom Line: Budgeting for Your Bright (and Air-Conditioned) Future
So, when it comes to utilities in Los Angeles, you can breathe a sigh of relief (hopefully not from using too much AC). It's not going to be the biggest drain on your bank account. Plan on somewhere between $142 and $183 a month for the essentials, with internet adding another $50-$70 on top.
Pro Tip: Channel your inner interior designer and invest in some blackout curtains. Those suckers will be your best friend in the summer, keeping your apartment cool and lowering that electricity bill. Just don't blame us if you accidentally sleep through sunset.
