You Want Hydrogen Fuel in California? Buckle Up, Buttercup!
Ah, California, the land of sunshine, movie stars, and... insanely expensive hydrogen fuel? That's right, folks, if you're rolling around in a fancy hydrogen-powered car (because let's face it, ain't nobody got a regular hydrogen-powered toaster), filling up that tank is going to be an experience.
The Price is Right... For Tears!
So, how much are we talking about here? Well, as of April 2024, get ready to cough up around $33.48 per kilogram (kg). Yes, you read that right, per kilogram. That's like paying for your groceries by the eyebrow.
Now, before you faint dramatically (because that's what us Californians do best), there's a teensy catch. See, hydrogen cars aren't exactly known for their fuel efficiency. They guzzle the stuff like a frat boy at a keg stand. So, that $33.48 per kg can translate to roughly $0.30 per mile.
Ouch! That's starting to sound more like a luxury cruise than a trip to the grocery store.
But Wait, There's More! (Because of Course There Is)
Here's the real kicker: hydrogen stations are still about as common as a decent parking spot at Disneyland. So, on top of the price gouging, you get the added fun of a scavenger hunt to find a place to fill up!
Maybe that hydrogen-powered skateboard wasn't such a bad idea after all...
A Ray of (Maybe Not So Bright) Sunshine
Now, don't despair completely! There are whispers of hydrogen prices coming down eventually. Maybe. Possibly. With a little bit of pixie dust and a whole lot of technological advancements.
In the meantime, here are some alternative coping mechanisms:
- Invest in a good pair of walking shoes. You'll be doing a lot of that to find a hydrogen station.
- Befriend someone with an electric car. Maybe they'll let you mooch a charge every now and then.
- Take up interpretive dance. It's a great way to express your frustration at the pump without actually getting arrested.
Look, hydrogen fuel cell technology has a lot of promise. But for now, in California at least, it's a bit of a bumpy ride. Just remember, a little humor goes a long way, especially when you're paying an arm and a leg (and maybe an eyebrow) to fill up your tank.
