So you wanna stay at the Figgy, huh? But parking got you sweatin' more than a mariachi band in a piñata factory? Fear not, fellow traveler, for I, your intrepid internet sleuth, have ventured into the wild world of Hotel Figueroa parking rates!
Valet or Nah, Valet? That is the Question
Hotel Guests: Buckle up, buttercup. Valet parking at the Figgy will set you back a cool $49 a day, plus tax. Ouch. But hey, at least you won't have to parallel park after a day of dodging tourists and dodging overpriced tacos. Pro-tip: If you're staying a while, inquire about a parking package that might bundle your room with parking for a sweeter deal.
Just Here to Party (or Mingle, We Don't Judge): For the non-staying folks, daily parking rates apply. The first two hours will cost you $15, which is enough time to grab a fancy cocktail and maybe get some artsy Instagram pics in the lobby (because, let's face it, that's half the reason you're here). After that, it's $5 every 30 minutes, so keep an eye on that meter or your night of revelry might turn into a night of ramen to afford the parking bill.
But Wait, There's More! (Like, Way More)
Don't fancy the valet life? The Figgy also offers a self-park lot (hallelujah for those who can parallel park like a champ!). Here, you're looking at a flat rate of $10 a day. But there's a catch (isn't there always?): these spots are limited and open from 7 am to 7 pm only. So ditch the all-nighter plans if you choose this route.
Alert! The Streets Have Eyes (and Parking Meters): Feeling adventurous? There's metered street parking in the area, but prices and availability fluctuate wilder than a Hollywood star's dating life. Be prepared to snag a spot with the grace of a gazelle and feed the meter like a slot machine - you never know what you'll get!
The Penny-Pinching Path (Because We've All Been There): Alright, Mr. Moneybags isn't here today. Here's the real frugal move: Download a parking app like SpotHero or Way.com. These bad boys can help you snag a spot in a nearby garage for potentially cheaper than the hotel's options. Just be sure to factor in walking distance and those precious minutes spent circling for a spot.
So, there you have it! A choose-your-own-adventure guide to navigating the parking perils of Hotel Figueroa. Now you can focus on the important things, like perfecting your poolside pose and thanking me later for saving you from parking purgatory.