The High Cost of Getting High: How Much Does a Stoned Pizza Set You Back in NYC?
You've heard the rumors, my fellow pizza pilgrims: a land where mozzarella melts like your worries, and pepperoni packs a euphoric punch. Yes, we're talking about Stoned Pizza, the NYC pizzeria that's not afraid to get a little...herbal with its ingredients. But before you hop on the subway with visions of sugarplum slices dancing in your head, there's a crucial question to ponder: how much does this ganja-goodness cost?
Buckle up, because unlike a Domino's delivery, this ain't gonna be a cheap ride.
Breaking Down the Bill: Prepare for Pizza-related Sticker Shock
Forget your two-dollar slices – Stoned Pizza operates on a different kind of currency. Here's a look at what to expect on the menu:
- The Classics with a Kick: The Medical Margherita ($50) might sound familiar, but this bad boy comes with a twist that'll have you feeling mellower than a Sunday morning.
- Veggie Delight, High Times: Calling all herbivores! The Vegetable OG ($55) boasts a supreme selection of greens, minus the meat, but plus a dose of, well, you know.
- Meat Me at the Munchies: For the carnivore connoisseurs, the Sativa Sausage ($55) and Pepperoni Haze ($55) promise a double dose of deliciousness – the savory kind and the kind that'll leave you with some serious giggles.
Important note: These pizzas are priced per pie, not by the slice. So, grab a friend (or three) to share the experience – and the cost.
Is it Worth the Dough (and the Munchies)?
That, my friend, is a question only your taste buds (and your wallet) can answer. But here are some things to consider:
- The Experience: Let's be honest, you're not just paying for pizza here. You're paying for a unique, giggle-inducing experience you won't find anywhere else (legally, at least).
- The Quality: Reviews rave about Stoned Pizza's gourmet ingredients and mouthwatering crusts. So, even if you're not a cannabis connoisseur, you're still getting a top-notch pizza.
- The Post-Pizza Possibilities: Imagine this: you and your friends, comfortably buzzed, contemplating the deepest philosophical questions while devouring leftover pizza. Sounds like a pretty epic night to me.
Ultimately, the decision is yours. But hey, if you're feeling adventurous (and have a few bucks to spare), Stoned Pizza could be the perfect way to elevate your next pizza night to a whole new level.
Just remember: pace yourself, grasshopper. These pizzas are meant to be savored, not devoured in a single munchie-induced frenzy. Now go forth, conquer your pizza cravings, and report back on your intergalactic taste bud journey!
