You Wanna Watch Baseball But Don't Wanna Break the Bank? A Hilariously Honest Look at MLB.TV Prices
Let's face it, folks, the crack of the bat, the roar of the crowd, the hypnotic whir of a pitcher winding up... baseball brings the drama, and with a season packed with more games than your uncle Tony at a family reunion, it can be tough to catch it all. Enter MLB.TV, the magical streaming service that beams America's pastime right to your device. But before you dive headfirst into a baseball binge, the million-dollar question (well, maybe not a million...) how much does this bad boy cost?
Fear not, baseball fan, for I, your trusty internet oracle, have the answers! MLB.TV offers two main flavors: the "All You Can Eat Baseball Buffet" and the "Just Here for My Favorite Team" Taco Stand.
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The All You Can Eat Baseball Buffet: $149.99/year This is the big kahuna, the whole enchilada (because baseball is definitely more enchilada than burrito, fight me). You get EVERY out-of-market game, live or on demand. Think of it as having your own personal MLB channel, broadcasting 24/7 baseball bliss. Blackouts do apply, so you might not be able to see your hometown heroes depending on your location (thanks geography, you jerk!), but there's still enough baseball to fill your eyeballs for a year.
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The Just Here for My Favorite Team Taco Stand: $129.99/year This option is perfect for the die-hard fan who only bleeds one team's colors. You get live and on-demand access to just your chosen team's games, with the same blackout restrictions as the buffet plan. Think of it as a delicious, slightly smaller portion that won't leave you feeling like you need a nap (although some particularly long games might...).
But wait, there's more! Both plans come with some sweet bonuses, like access to Minor League Baseball games (perfect for scouting the next big stars!), MLB Big Inning (highlights for those who like their baseball pre-digested), and even local Pregame and Postgame shows.
So, is MLB.TV worth it? Well, that depends on your level of baseball fanaticism. If you can recite batting averages like grocery lists and your idea of a good time is watching a doubleheader, then the buffet might be your jam. But if you just want to catch your favorite team and avoid the judgmental stares of people asking why you know so much about the St. Louis Cardinals (no offense, Cardinals fans, you do you), the taco stand might be more your speed.
Ultimately, the decision is yours, my friend. Just remember, with MLB.TV, you're getting way more baseball for your buck than those overpriced peanuts at the stadium. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a baseball game (and maybe a bag of chips, because who can resist a good ballpark snack?).
