The Burning Question: How Much Loot for a Texas Mickey at the LCBO?
Ah, the Texas Mickey. A legend in its own right, this behemoth of a bottle (clocking in at a cool 3L) is the stuff of party lore and, well, potentially questionable decisions. But before you dive headfirst into a world of punch and questionable karaoke, there's a crucial question: just how much will this giant of hooch set you back at the LCBO?
The Great Texas Mickey Price Mystery
Here's the thing, folks: the LCBO, being all fancy and official, doesn't actually use the term "Texas Mickey." Those are words whispered in back alleys and convenience stores of yore. Officially, you'll be looking for a 3L bottle of your chosen liquor.
Now, price can vary depending on the brand and type of liquor you choose. Smirnoff? Probably a different price tag than that fancy-pants Icelandic vodka everyone's obsessed with lately. But fret not, intrepid adventurer, for I have ventured into the digital depths of the LCBO website to unearth some clues!
Here's the Lowdown (with a dash of humour):
- Expect to pay in the ballpark of $60 and upwards. For that price, you're getting a party-sized bottle, so it's not exactly gonna break the bank (unless you, uh, plan on single-handedly conquering this beast).
- Bigger isn't always better (when it comes to price per milliliter). Sometimes, buying a few smaller bottles might actually be cheaper. Do the math! It's not rocket science, but it could save you a few bucks.
- The LCBO website is your friend! You can search for specific brands and sizes to get the most up-to-date pricing. Just don't get lost in a world of virtual cocktails while you're there.
Pro-Tip: Heading to a big bash? Consider splitting the cost of a Texas Mickey with some friends. It's more eco-friendly (because, you know, recycling that giant bottle is a workout) and ensures everyone gets a sip (or three) of the good stuff.
The Final Sip: A Toast to Responsible Consumption
Look, a Texas Mickey is a fun novelty, but remember to drink responsibly. Pace yourself, alternate with water, and have a designated driver (or call a cab) if needed. We don't want your quest for a good time to end in a regrettable Uber ride.
So, there you have it! The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth (well, at least everything I could find on the LCBO website) about how much a Texas Mickey will set you back. Now get out there, grab your giant bottle of fun (responsibly, of course) and create some epic party memories!
