Los Angeles: Drowning in Sunshine... or Maybe Not? The Great Rain Gauge Gamble
Ah, Los Angeles. The land of eternal sunshine, bronzed bodies, and... surprise downpours? That's right, folks. We're here to talk about the weather, the glorious, unpredictable weather, and specifically, how much rain our fair city has enjoyed – or endured – so far this year.
Did Someone Order a Swimming Pool in the Hollywood Sign?
Let's cut to the chase. Los Angeles has been having a liquid gold rush this year. We're not talking about oil (though hey, that'd be a twist). We're talking about the good stuff, the lifeblood of car washes and distraught weathermen: rain. As of today, Downtown L.A. has been blessed with a whopping 53.46 inches of the stuff since last rain season began (that's October 2022, for those keeping score at home).
That's not a typo, folks. That's enough rain to fill a small lake, or at least create a very impressive slip-and-slide on Mulholland Drive. Seriously, surfers, maybe consider a career change? We've got waves on land now.
But Wait, There's More!
Now, you might be thinking, "53 inches? Los Angeles must be a soggy mess!" Well, not exactly. Remember, folks, we're talking about Los Angeles rain. It comes in bursts, like a diva on a reality show. We can have weeks of sunshine so bright it makes your retinas weep, followed by a three-day torrent that leaves you wondering if Noah forgot to send out an invite.
So, how does this year stack up? Well, buckle up, because we're about to get historical. This rainy season is officially the second wettest two consecutive seasons for Downtown L.A. since records began in 1879. That's right, folks, we're talking about rain so epic, it would make Mary Poppins blush.
The Verdict: Drowning or Dripping with Style?
So, what's the final word? Is Los Angeles swimming or simply sporting a dewy complexion? The answer, like most things in L.A., is a delightful "it depends". We've definitely had our fair share of wet days, but it's important to remember that the sunshine is never far away.
In conclusion, Los Angeles this year has been a delightful mix of sunshine and showers. It's enough to make you wonder if we should all invest in arks... or just really good raincoats.
