The Great NYC Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It Was Just April
Ah, New York City. The city that never sleeps, the city of dreams, and the city that occasionally gets all flustered about a little bit of winter weather in, well, not-so-wintery weather.
That's right, folks. We're diving headfirst into the ever-important question: How much snow did the Big Apple receive last night?
The answer, my friends, is... suspenseful! Dramatic music please! Because let's be honest, the weather reports have been about as consistent as a toddler's bedtime routine.
One minute we're bracing ourselves for a full-blown blizzard, the next we're wondering if that white stuff falling outside is actually just a rogue dust bunny escaping from under the couch.
Did it Snow, or Did We All Collectively Hallucinate?
So, what's the verdict? Did snowflakes magically materialize out of thin air, or are we all just victims of a mass delusion?
Truth be told, it depends on where you were in the city. Some neighborhoods might have seen a flurry or two, while others remain firmly in the realm of spring (thankfully, for those of us who'd rather be sipping iced coffee than shoveling).
Stay Tuned for More Hard-hitting Snow... Updates, Maybe?
Here at Totally Reliable News (motto: "We report, you decide... mostly because we're not entirely sure ourselves"), we'll continue to closely monitor this developing situation. Is it a snowpocalypse? Or just a case of the Mondays? Tune in folks, for the answer that probably won't satisfy anyone but will definitely provide some amusement.
In the meantime, feel free to grab your sporks (you never know what the weather will throw at you in this city) and head out to your window. You might just see a snowflake... or a particularly enthusiastic pigeon.
