So, you wanna wash your furry tornado at Petco? How much will that wet, wiggling adventure set you back?
Let's face it, sometimes your dog finds a "mud bath" that's a little more mud and a little less bath. Or maybe they decided to "perfume" themselves with something interesting during a walk (rolls eyes). Whatever the reason, bath time is calling, and Petco's self-serve dog wash seems like a convenient option. But before you grab your pup and a pool noodle (because, hey, prepared!), the burning question is: how much does it cost?
Fear not, fellow dog owner! We've sniffed out the answer, and it's not buried in the backyard this time (hopefully your pup isn't that kind of digger).
Buckle up, buttercup, it's gonna cost you... $20!
That's right, for a cool twenty bucks, you get the whole shebang:
- Shampoo and conditioner: Because who wants a clean dog that smells like... well, a dog that just rolled in something questionable?
- Brushes and combs: To tame that fur tornado and emerge victorious (or at least mostly victorious).
- Towels: Because let's be honest, your bath towels are for humans, and your doggo deserves a spa day too!
- A blow dryer: Because air drying a wet dog indoors sounds like a recipe for disaster (and mold).
- An apron: Because fur flies when wet dogs shake, and you don't want to look like you wrestled a Chewbacca piñata.
Basically, for $20, Petco equips you with everything you need to transform your mud monster into a sparkling, (hopefully) sweet-smelling canine companion.
But wait, there's more! (Isn't there always?)
This self-serve situation is perfect for:
- The budget-conscious dog owner: Because let's face it, paying a professional to bathe your dog can be pricey.
- The DIY dog washer: You got this! (Unless your dog is the size of a Great Dane, then maybe recruit a friend).
- The dog who hates baths: Hey, at least it's not in your bathtub, right?
Is the self-serve dog wash for everyone?
Maybe not. If your dog requires the patience of a saint and the wrestling skills of a professional MMA fighter to get clean, then a professional groomer might be a better option for your sanity (and your dog's).
But for the average messy mutt, the Petco self-serve dog wash is a paw-some (sorry, I couldn't resist) way to get your pup clean without breaking the bank. So grab your swimsuit (because, let's be real, you're probably going to get splashed), your pup, and head to Petco! Just remember, bring your sense of humor – bath time with a dog is an adventure!
